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Your pencils are creating a health hazard. I could fall and pierce an organ
This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago
Its just, I don't think it's many girls' dream to be a receptionist
You'll notice, I didn't have anybody being Arab. I thought that would be too explosive, uh, no pun intended. But I just thought, 'too soon' for Arabs, maybe next year. You know, th
Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued
Because right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I'd have to throw myself in front of a train
The DaVinci Code. I would bring The DaVinci Code. So I could burn The DaVinci Code
Both my parents were born in Mexico, and they moved to the United States a year before I was born, so I grew up in the United States... my parents were Mexican
Some times a manager - like yourself - has to deliver the bad news to the employees. I do it all the time
I'm just saying Roy is very competitive and he wants to take the waverunners to the lake this Saturday, so...
You'll be like the dwarf that follows the wizard to the end of the earth in... uh... Lord of the Rings
I really though I was becoming too much of a womanizer. I realized I had shirts in five different women's houses
I got Erin a new computer, because the one at reception sucked. I should know. And I don't wanna say the other one was old, but its I.P. number is one! [laughs sheepishly] Right?
Wow, that is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides 'Mexican' that you prefer? Something less offensive?
What do you grow in here, bullcrap?
Well, I mean he humped Michael
Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom
Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like The Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was The Lone Ranger and Tonto
I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women - often outdoors in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way
This scented candle...andle...andle, that I found in the men's, represents the eternal burning of competition... or something
Abraham Lincoln once said that 'If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North,' and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace
OK, first let's go over some parameters. How many people can I fire?
This one's from Michael. 'Let's hope the only downsizing that happens to you is that someone downsizes your age.'
Technically, I am in Human Resources, and Dwight was asking me about human anatomy. Um... I'm just sad the public school system failed him so badly
I'm a Sith lord
Happy birthday, Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I'd ever been here. And I'd forget, too
Do you want to give Michael your urine?
I taught Mike some, uh, some phrases to help with his interracial conversation. You know, stuff like, 'fleece it out,' 'going mach 5,' 'dinkin' flicka.' You know, things us ------
I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS
I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks. How? Name repetition, personality mirroring, and never breaking off a handshake. I'm always thinking one step ahead. Like
Do you really expect us to believe that you're another person?
There's no way it's fine, I'm sorry. If I was you, I would just like freak out, and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant
I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that... wow. Genius
I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say... but, yes
Hey, brah. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull, am I right? Later, skater
And I'm a director. Which on a film set is the highest title there is. Do you know anything about film
I think it's a straight-forward kidnapping
Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-user, virtual environment. It doesn't have points or scores. It doesn't have winners or losers
I ran down Meredith in my car
People underestimate Michael. There are plenty of things that he is well above average at. Like ice skating. He is a very good ice skater
It's like I used to tell my wife: I do not apologize unless I think I'm wrong. And if you don't like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I'll say it t
I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies
Protect her from what? Bears, you idiot?! When's the last time you saw a damn bear in Scranton
Did I want to come back? No, but I don't have enough money to retire and I'm too old to get another job. I feel like I'm working in my casket
I hate the idea that someone out there hates me. I even hate thinking that al-Qaeda hates me. I think if they got to know me, they wouldn't hate me. But, Karen knows me, and she st
It is St. Patrick's Day, and here in Scranton that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas
Michael, we spent a lot of money on those leads. You have to give them out
Michael, I have been dating A.J. for a year and a half now. You do this, you know

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