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If trouble meets us as we pass/
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Why did I explode?
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Clothes beam!
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
I...hate...all of you.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Gonna need a senzu for that one
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
What smells like deer?
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Shut your f***ing face!!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Speed of light and strength of all/
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
We get it! You're from space!
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Right in the downunder.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
Are we there yet?
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
It's tight and damp.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Did that cat just talk?
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
We're doin' commentary, mate.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I want to see the parrots.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.

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