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Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Quack!!
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
Speed of light and strength of all/
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
What smells like deer?
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
If trouble meets us as we pass/
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Right in the downunder.
Clothes beam!
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
OF COURSE NOT! I'M F***ING EVIL!!
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
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I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
I want to see the parrots.
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
I...hate...all of you.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
Shut your f***ing face!!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
Doooooooodge!
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
It's tight and damp.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
We're doin' commentary, mate.
We get it! You're from space!
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
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Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Why did I explode?
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
Did that cat just talk?
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Are we there yet?
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...

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