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Are we there yet?
Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!
Damn! My eyes! God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower!
I'm not a pokemon; I'm [character's name]. [character's name]
Oh my god! I'm not the first person to die in this series!
What smells like deer?
I'm going to eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
Thank you, Zarbon. That's very good to hea- *cough* *wheeze* *hack* Aah, sorry about that. I had something in my throat.
Now watch, Kakarrot, as your life becomes inconsequential as I reveal my giant monkey!
Aah, who do ve have here? A little girly man, ja?
But Vegeta, then you'd have to worry about the fraggles.
All right, Maggots. Listen up. [character's name]'s 'bout to teach you the pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, [name]'s stool, Kami, then [name].
I killed everything here with my bare hands, including the bear hands.
Clothes beam!
I'm drinkin' OJ. Now it's apple juice. Now it's beer. Yay, beer.
I'll be honest. You're the only one I really cared about. Everyone else was kinda bland. Except for Selypa. She was the only one here with a decent pair of t...
I had a helluva day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship... and their whales.
Yeah. I'm fan-f***ing-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.
Hey, Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something? You're not human either, right? And your dad spit you out as an egg, right? Are...are you a Yoshi?
But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
At least I get some puss... wow, that did NOT come out right.
Enjoy the climb back up, bitch!
Vegeta! Look! A pokemon.
Did that cat just talk?
Let me guess: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Shut your f***ing face!!
Oh my God, it's Sonic the Hedgehog!
Chiaotzu! My partner!
AAAAAAH! No! MY FACE! My precious modeling career.
That's right. He was so weak we could actually grow Raditzes.
I just felt a power bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Welcome to Oz, bitch!
Too bad. He was such a dashing rogue.
But the good news is we're going to Dairy Queen!
Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry...
Hey, Kakarrot. What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? [breaks his legs] Christopher Reeve!
I'll tell you where they're not: safe.
Raditz... Raditz... guy who's as strong as a saibaman says what?
So, the battle is about to begin! The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. Taking all bets, guys.
Yarr! I have 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
Vegeeeeeeeeeeta... I'm haunting you.
Child psychology... with a minor in pain!
Hi. I'm [character's name]. And this is Vegeta. He was a prison bitch.
Remember when we used to do stuff? You know, be out there with them. And help.
Yeah, well. See, I'm more of a 'in the now' kinda guy. Like... what am I gonna eat now? Who am I gonna kill now? In this regard, you're probably gonna be both.
First rule of Popo's training: do NOT talk about Popo's training! Second rule of Popo's training...
We get it! You're from space!
I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
Don't feel bad. At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.
Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife.
I...hate...all of you.
And not just any mahogony, but mahogony from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire.
And that one's Snuggles, and that one's Foofoo, and that one's Cabbagehead, that one's Other Cabbagehead, and that one's Vegeta Jr. [BOOM] Vegeta Jr, NOOOOOOO!!
It means I'm of the upper class. A finer breed. The highest grade of warrior! [pause] *sigh* Ok, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Just listening to the space duck... what a majestic creature.
What? A freaky alien genotype. What'd you think I meant?
Oh, trust me, I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
Honey, I don't see a sandwich with this beer.
Hahahooooooooh my! ...12
Man, you must suck at math even worse than me. There's only two of you.
Zarbon, 2 or 3 more.
Sup, Bubblegum?
Oh, Goku. You can call me what everybody else calls me: MILF. I have no idea what it means, but it's just the cutest little name.
I really do love kids. They don't leave much of a mess.
We're a traveling improv group. Here, let me give you a demonstration. My men shall play a group of drunken sailors and you're a bunch of baby seals. Aaaaand go
I like you. I'm going to call you 'little green'!
I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is 'hit me, [character's name]. Please kill me. God this armor makes me look fat.'
...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful and fertile woman on my home planet.
And look at you: still packing away more bacon than Hormel.
Did I just get hit by a bowlcut?
It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.
WAIT, Vegeta! W-we could team up against Frieza, and rule the universe... as husband and wife!
WHOA!! Those things [dragonballs] are huge! ACDC be damned!
Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Frieza in my thong!
Big Green! I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.
Really should have told Frieza to stay off the Twitter.
I'd best get back to Lord Frieza. If I take too long he will really lay into me.
Face down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head.
Minion 43, would you come in here for a second, please? I need an example.
Why did I explode?
I'm'a rape ya, bitch!
Life sure has a way of working itself out: I find Cui, I kill Cui; I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria; I find this Dragonball, I take this Dragonball.
An Albino Namekkian! Kill it like the rest.
But I waxed off everything! I waxed off your car, I waxed off your house, I even waxed off your monkey!
Aww! Look, it's Guldo! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?
You're thinking about what Zarbon did to you while you were unconscious... have fun with that.
To put it in terms you'll understand: I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
Sure is 'Zarbon' in here.
Aye! Space Aus, that's me 'ome planet!
I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.
Speed of light and strength of all/
The Ginyu Force shall make them fall/
Lord King Cold's army's greatest force/
We'll beat them all, secure the course/
If trouble meets us as we pass/
We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
If we're gonna be a team, we need a name. Ooh! I know! How about 'Team Three Star'?
You're still only the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
Oh, you can't beat my thpeed! I'm the fastetht in the univerth.
Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple: one of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on, he kills!
Did you see that? His power...he can... summon steamrollers.'
Son of a gum-chewing funk monster! Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me? Forget my life!
The name's [character's name]. It rhymes with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin' all...too...SOOOOOOOONAH!!
I might be younger than you, smaller than you, weaker than you, and much less experienced, but I learned more about peach farming than you... I think this was a horrible decision.
This is vintage Recoome right here!
Not telling the Captain 1-2-3-not it!
Vegeta! You think that just because you're the prince of all Saiyans you're the best at what you do, but let [character's name] tell ya somethin' brotha, you ain't no Wolverine!
We're doin' commentary, mate.
Not quite yet, Lord Frieza. Lastly, I must complete the 'Daddy's Little Princess Dance'.
Brought to you by Space Four-X. Space Four-X, because Space-V.B. is piss.
Seems he threw my nervous system out of wack there. Can't quite feel the pain... there it is!
No! I am not slower than f***ing Guldo!!
How many Namekkians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race. One to screw it in and the rest to die... and then the other one dies too.
I think I hear a duck, but... this far out in space?? That doesn't make any sense!
Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long-distance calls to his girlfriend, who I am convinced was named 'Chuck'.
Oh, I've had worse. You know, when I died. This is definitely a close second, though.
Bored now. Reading your mind. Haha, that thing was a guy.
And now, zee perfect place for a shopping mall. It will have a cigarette shop, a baguette restaurant, zee Napoleon museum, and a movie theatre showing movies starring Jean Renoir.
What the bleedin' 'ell? We were 'avin' a right ripsnorter 'ere and then this piker shows up and just like that it's good night, Irene!
Butter! That'll go great on my Grand Slam!
And blue... blue and tall, and you're so red and short. It was the perfect little yin-yang thing we had going.
Yeah, that's fantastic and entertaining and all that, but first, if you don't mind me, I need to use the restroom... about a hundred miles away.
They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.
Did ya try working the shaft?
Fool. If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
This is hardly the time or the place! Besides, I did it in the pod on the way here.
Well, if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of wink wink, nudge nudge, [click click, whistle] .
Ok, the second they summon the dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck. Totally gonna yell 'team 3 star' when I do it, too!
Well, sir, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d*ck.
That is identity theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!
This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.
So... we've been flying for about 20 minutes now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.
Well, first off we have to touch on Frieza's balls.
Allright, let's see here... ok, full moon... lose your tail, stronger every time you... oh... well I'm right f***ed, aren't I?
Right in the downunder.
Hey, by the way, don't I look like that one guy that Vegeta landed with back on Earth? What was his name again? Hey Vegeta, what was that one guy's name? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta...
You keep guard out here. Make sure not to go too far, I like my meat shields within bullet-blocking distance.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy.
If I had to guess your biggest mistake it would be not stopping him. That or the purple lipstick.
Why aren't the Ginyus showing up? Oh, they're dead.... Why are they dead?!?
Jesus, I overslept. It's already night... for the first time since I got here... on a planet with three suns...oh, you MOTHERF*CKERS!!!
Are you kidding? That sh*t's great for my glaucoma!
Look, buddy. If you wanna add me on myspace, I switched to spacebook a while ago.
First you put your hand upon me... yes, like that... now lower... lower... little lower... ahh, if we had junk, you'd be gay right now.
Kiss my ass, bitch, I'm immortal!
I feel that they have finally summoned the dragon... would be a real dick move to die right now...
Well, let me put this in terms you'll understand: 'You can win! You feel great! You-can-do-this!'.
'I, Prince Vegeta, have become a super saiyan' blah-blah blah-blah, I get it. Then you slay the jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia.
Wait, my son, the planet, or me?
and then you used your Kien-zan to cut him in half?
Peaceful young races with fires on their houses, millions of voices all silenced like mouses, watching the cowards bow toward their new king, these are a few of my favorite things.
Well, if it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-the-Raggedy Ann!
Hold zee f***ing frog legs!!
Ok, I think I got this one: pretty one, stupid one, one with weird powers.
Oy! I appreciate that, but I say I'm more 'andsome than pretty!
Either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews, and either way, my fridge isn't big enough.
I want to see the parrots.
That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.
Gonna need a senzu for that one
But you know what they say: when you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse.
They taste like vomit, but they keep me regular. I'm like a soft-serve ice cream machine in the morning.
Are you ready for an adventure, sword guy Piccolo?
So now that I have a chance to say this, sorry my dad killed Chiaotzu.
Well we can't climb down that. It's broken.
Aw, dammit, he killed my star battleback. My entire fantasy team just went straight to hell.
Unfortunately, my beloved fiancee resides in Paprikaberg, and it's probably most certainly dying as we speak. But, silver lining, I'm single again!
Gohan, you staying the night? We got plenty of room here, but, you know, no extra beds so we'll have to share.
Gohan had always told me about the fights of the past, but those had a lot more screaming and posturing.
Too bad I'm not a Namekian...be reeeally handy right about now.
Looking for male, mid to late 30's, black spiky hair, not too tall, loves to work out.
How does it feel ridin' M'dick?
It's tight and damp.
I'm six!
I'm going to start calling you cholera, because you just killed all my children.
Careful, Cell. Your Vegeta is showing.

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