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'I was saying 'Boo-urns'.'
'That brown patch needs a little H2-oh, yeah!'
'Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!'
'I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.'
'Boy for sale! Boy for sale!'
'And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brually murdered last night.'
'Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.'
'Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'.'
'Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!'
'Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?'
'Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!'
'Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!'
'Uh, no, they're saying 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns'
'Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.'
'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.'
'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
'I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!'
'Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.'
'Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or...Only two synonyms? Oh My God, I'm losing my my perspicacity! Aaaaa!'
'Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!'
'Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!'
'Whoa, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy'
'To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one! See, there's...Owwww! Oooh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!'
'If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.'
'A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 makes ice'
'Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot'
'Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.'

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