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'Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!'
'Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!'
'Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?'
'Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.'
'Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!'
'Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.'
'To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one! See, there's...Owwww! Oooh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!'
'Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.'
'Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy'
'Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!'
'That brown patch needs a little H2-oh, yeah!'
'I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.'
'I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!'
'A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 makes ice'
'Boy for sale! Boy for sale!'
'Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot'
'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
'Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!'
'Uh, no, they're saying 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns'
'Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!'
'Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or...Only two synonyms? Oh My God, I'm losing my my perspicacity! Aaaaa!'
'Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.'
'And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brually murdered last night.'
'Whoa, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?'
'If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.'
'I was saying 'Boo-urns'.'
'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.'
'Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'.'

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