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'Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son'.'
'A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 makes ice'
'If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach.'
'Uh, no, they're saying 'Boo-urns, Boo-urns'
'Dear Mr. President. There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot'
'Now lets all forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!'
'Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!'
'Boy for sale! Boy for sale!'
'I was saying 'Boo-urns'.'
'We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy'
'Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!'
'Well, that's a lame excuse for an excuse. Ha!'
'And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brually murdered last night.'
'That brown patch needs a little H2-oh, yeah!'
'Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
'Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or...Only two synonyms? Oh My God, I'm losing my my perspicacity! Aaaaa!'
'I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.'
'To prove that this metal O is harmless, I will personally eat one! See, there's...Owwww! Oooh, boy! This thing is shredding my insides!'
'Whoa, slow down there maestro. There's a *New* Mexico?'
'Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention!'
'Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.'
'I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!'
'Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.'
'Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.'
'Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...2.'
'Marge, just about everything's a sin. Y'ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we're not supposed to go to the bathroom.'
'Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.'
'Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?'
'Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!'

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