Ideologies By Cow Quiz Stats

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Example by Cow Government/Movement % Correct
You have two cows. The government takes one of them and gives it to your neighbor.Socialism
92.2%
You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.Communism
91.8%
You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.Feudalism
74.2%
You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.Democracy
72.3%
You have two cows. You aren't Aryan, so the government takes both and then shoots you.Nazism
67.5%
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.Capitalism
66.8%
You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.Anarchism
64.5%
You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.Republic
64.3%
You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.Fascism
58.3%
Example by Cow Government/Movement % Correct
You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 17 forms in triplicate and don't have time to milk them.Bureaucracy
56.8%
You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.Dictatorship
47.9%
The proletarian cows unite and overthrow the bourgeoisie cowherds.Marxism/Leninism
45.9%
You are associated with (the concept of 'ownership' is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines Political Correctness
37.9%
You have two cows. You dissect them both and figure out how to build a milk-factory instead.Industrialism
35.2%
You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.Surrealism
29.5%
You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.Soviet Communism
29.1%
You have two cows. The Supreme Leader chosen by God gets to decide who gets milk or not.Theocracy
5.5%
How many cows I have and what I do with them does not concern you. I don't care what you do with your cowslibertarianism
4.9%

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