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Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit.
I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on top of your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
Just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels.
Do you have anything you could tattoo around my sphincter to make it less attractive?
Brad, for 14 years I've been a ***** for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.
Marriage is like a tense unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond.
You're short, your belly button sticks out too far and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.
There is no way you can perpertrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
Help me! He's punching my bum!
OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs.
I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.
Sir, one more outburst, I will strangle you with my microphone wire.
Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.
I saw the guy's room. Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter!
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!
What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished.
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.

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