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What initial demand do the Knights who say 'Ni' make upon King Arthur and Sir Bedevere in order to pass through the forest? A shrubbery
86%
Gold
2.1%
A feast
2.7%
The Holy Grail
1.8%
Complete the taunt: 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of _______' elderberries
85.1%
a pig sty
1.1%
rutabagas
3.4%
onions
5.3%
Finish this lyric from the song by Sir Robin's minstrels:
When danger reared its ugly head, _________
He bravely turned his tail and fled
82%
He fought them hard until they bled
1.8%
His skill in combat left them dead
1.9%
He panicked so and wet the bed
7.9%
In Castle Anthrax, what is Zoot's penalty for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon? Tie her down on a bed and spank her
77.1%
Burn her at the stake
4.7%
Throw her off the highest tower in the castle
9.4%
Exile to the wilderness
1.9%
Which of King Arthur's knights attacks the wedding ceremony at Swamp Castle? Sir Lancelot
70.5%
Sir Gallahad
9.8%
Sir Bedevere
7.1%
Sir Robin
4.6%
What was the fate of the peasant who was turned into a newt by the witch? It got better
69.4%
He was eaten by a duck
18.1%
He crawled away
6.4%
He turned into a knight
2.2%
Herbert's father describes Princess Lucky with all these characteristics EXCEPT: Sexy
65.1%
Huge tracts of land
5.7%
Rich
4.1%
Beautiful
17.3%
What word is intolerable to the 'Knights who until recently said Ni'? It
63.4%
Be
11.8%
The
10.5%
Was
7%
Which of King Arthur's knights sees the grail light shining from a window in the Castle Anthrax? Sir Galahad
58.7%
Sir Robin
3.8%
Sir Bedevere
5.1%
Sir Lancelot
26%
After the Trojan Rabbit failure, what alternate Trojan animal did Sir Bedevere propose trying? Badger
57.6%
Horse
5.4%
Porcupine
8.3%
Duck
23.1%
Which of King Arthur's knights meets the three-headed knight? Sir Robin
57%
Sir Gallahad
19.9%
Sir Bedemere
5.5%
Sir Lancelot
11.7%
Who was the first knight arrested by the police? Sir Lancelot
51.3%
Sir Bedevere
14.1%
Sir Robin
15%
Sir Gallahad
10.2%
What is the last line of the Camelot song? I have to push the pram a lot
49.7%
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot
22.7%
It's a busy life in Camelot
17.3%
We sing from the diaphragm a lot
5.4%
What was the first limb of the Black Knight removed by King Arthur? Left arm
48%
Right arm
38.2%
Left leg
5%
Right leg
5.7%
Dennis describes the Excalibur ceremony with the Lady of the Lake and King Arthur with all of these 'hydrated' phrases EXCEPT: Underwater rituals determining a form of government
46.2%
Moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar
26.8%
Farcical aquatic ceremony
15.5%
Watery tart threw a sword
9.2%
What modern day character was slain by an armored horseman? A famous historian
46.2%
A Cambridge professor
26%
An American journalist
9%
A London Bobby
13.2%
In the Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, which of these foods was NOT mentioned? Pepperoni
43.3%
Anchovies
6.1%
Orangutans
26.6%
Breakfast cereals
15.8%
What is the first animal mentioned in the subtext of the opening credits? Moose
41.9%
Llama
20.9%
Rabbit
23.1%
Horse
13.8%
Why could the coconut not be brought to Britain by an African swallow? Non-migratory bird
39.6%
Insufficient airspeed velocity
23%
Weight ratios
27.5%
Unable to grasp it by the husk
9.5%
Which of these characters was cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril? Sir Galahad
37.5%
Sir Lancelot
11.8%
King Arthur
7.2%
Sir Bedevere
34.3%
Who was the first knight King Arthur added to his round table? Bedevere
35.4%
Robin
13.1%
Gallahad
19.1%
Lancelot
27.9%
What was the fee for taking away a dead body on the cart? Ninepence
28.1%
Sixpence
27.8%
One Shillling
33.8%
One Crown
9.5%
What was the third question asked of Sir Robin at the Bridge of Death? What is the capital of Assyria?
25.2%
What is the the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
38.8%
What is your quest?
2.5%
What is your favorite color?
24.6%
Which of these taunts was NOT issued in the final taunting by the French? Addle-brained kniggets
25.1%
I wave my private parts at your aunties
17.7%
You cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters
38.6%
Tiny-brained wipers of other peoples bottoms
8.7%

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