just heard someone pronounce the H in wheel so I'm gonna need a minute
If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet.
do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active
Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, poverty can’t buy you anything.
Government shutdown day 7: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
Why are karate people always breaking boards? Did boards kill their parents?
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Make her feel like she's the only woman on earth. Because nothing makes women happier than feeling like all other women are dead.
Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit.'How many people work at your company?' Abo
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