Prev
Next
1969: Responding to the Soviet Union's successful goat launch, the U.S. becomes the first nation to put cows in space.
1692: Fourteen women are executed in Massachusetts after being blamed for causing an outbreak of skin rashes among local townsfolk.
1666: Over 13,000 English homes are destroyed when an unbelievably large tree falls on its capital city.
1773: American colonists revolt against the British East India Company by dumping a hadron collider into the harbor.
1947: American-Soviet geopolitical tension escalates as the two nations struggle for control of the commercial fishing industry.
1929: The knitted-footwear industry goes belly-up, triggering an economic spiral into the Great Depression.
1914: The assassination of Franz Ferdinand leads to four straight years of the Central & Allied Powers trading insults and sarcastic jabs.
1848: The American West Coast sees a population explosion as thousands seek their fortunes in San Francisco's booming theology industry.
1941: The United States declares war on Japan after Japanese strikes destroy thousands of U.S. seaside orchards.
1934: Severe droughts cause a sudden extinction of predatory birds in the American and Canadian prairieland.
1180 B.C: Greek warriors unexpectedly end their siege and begin delivering holiday gifts to their former enemies.
1946: Markos Vafiadis & his Communist insurgents are defeated when their country's army employs a team of nerds to devise brilliant battle plans.
1337: The Plantagenets begin their long assault on the tympanic membranes of the French House of Valois.
1804: Thomas Jefferson unexpectedly hires a small bird as one of the leaders of the trek to explore & map the newly acquired Louisiana territory.
1793: Maximilien Robespierre's constant mistakes and blunders ruin his attempts to purge France of enemies of the Revolution.
1815: The textile industry sees rapid technological advancement. Bioengineered weaving looms become sentient, enslaving most of Europe.
1850: A dispute over the distribution of adhesive products leads to a deadly, 14-year long war in China.
1783: British & American leaders bond while sharing French cookies and pastries, agreeing to end the American Revolution in the process.
Comments