Quote | Character |
Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please | |
If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown? | |
When life gives you lemons you gotta shove 'em down somebody's throat 'til they see yellow! | |
Whoa, there are a lot of cats in this wall. | |
You really can't (have a hummingbird as a pet). I'm not saying I agree with it it's just that bird law in this country is not governed by reason | |
You guys can't censor me, OK? I'm a bit of a badass! | |
I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care. | |
Yeah, well, you’ve never seen me once wash my testicles either, but that doesn't mean I don’t do it every Friday. | |
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I do not appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately. | |
Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!!! | |
See, I would have gone in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating I have a monster dong. | |
I will eat your babies bitch! | |
I'll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off... and drink soup out of my shoe. | |
It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out | |
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game. | |
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