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Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please
If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?
When life gives you lemons you gotta shove 'em down somebody's throat 'til they see yellow!
Whoa, there are a lot of cats in this wall.
You really can't (have a hummingbird as a pet). I'm not saying I agree with it it's just that bird law in this country is not governed by reason
You guys can't censor me, OK? I'm a bit of a badass!
I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care.
Yeah, well, you’ve never seen me once wash my testicles either, but that doesn't mean I don’t do it every Friday.
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I do not appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.
Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! Yeeeeehaaaaw!!!
See, I would have gone in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.
I will eat your babies bitch!
I'll give you fifty bucks if you take your top off... and drink soup out of my shoe.
It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out
Cat in the wall, eh? Ok, now you're talking my language. I know this game.

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