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| Maybe Matt wasn't the Brains after all because I beat him, and you know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer | |
| You're as classy as your nasty hair extensions.Everything about you is a lie. Your boobs are a lie; your face is a lie. The only thing honest about you is the pimples on your chin | |
| I didn't know Jewish guys wore ninja outfits when they pray. That's the good thing about Big Brother, I can learn about different cultures and how they work | |
| I would never wipe my face with a real dollar bill; that's sickening. I mean most of those, let's face it, come out of strippers G-strings | |
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| I'm so pissed right now. We were so freakin close, and we let some idiot, who wasn't even smart enough to put pants on before we started the competition, win. | |
| I've been called a ballbuster before, but who knew I was actually that good at it? | |
| I have spent the last week crying like a 40-year-old woman watching Oprah.. I'm sure I'm like a bipolar hot tranny mess | |
| If giving up a half million dollars for somebody you love makes you an idiot, I guess i'm an idiot | |
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| You're a homo sapien Brendon, not a wizard | |
| I've fought so hard that I have to get another injection of Botox because I have so many wrinkles right now | |
| I vote to institutionalize and evict Andrew | |
| I don't usually go sliding on KY jelly, believe it or not | |
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| Slop, to me, is like an ex-girlfriend. I want nothing to do with it | |
| I'm going to miss talking about how highwasted Kristens pants are, how skanky Rachel is dressing, how annoying her laugh is, and all the things we do with her hair extensions | |
| $5,000? That's more than i've made in the past two years! | |
| Brains go out the window as soon as you walk through those doors | |
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| Why don't you get us a drink, Ra-tress | |
| I lost my dignity on a slippery wiener | |
| Someone that really stuck on to me was Andrew because he's Jewish and so he wears a Yom Kippur - I believe that's what it's called | |
| You got Sabo-bitched by her, yo | |
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| When I saw Rachel walk through that door, I wanted to throw up all over myself | |
| The challenge is like a Texas bar fight. You get slammed from wall to wall. People pour alcohol on your head, and you wake up the next morning and your testicles hurt | |
| We formed this alliance called the Brigade. I have no clue what a brigade is | |
| Rachel's laugh is like a cackling hyena mixed with a hog off a farm | |
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