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If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
How you doin'?
In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
We were on a break!
Okay... sex. No, food. No, uh... I want both! I want girls on bread!
Are you hugging the door right now?
Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharin
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...
There's a reason why girls don't do this.
I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.
Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches.
Goodnight my Bing-a-ling.
Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your 'cancer' and your 'emphysema' and your 'heart disease.' The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it.
My sister's having my baby!
Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.
Hey, can we turn on the TV? I think it's raining outside.
Oh, I'm sorry, are we having an 89 year old woman?
All right, I'm leaving. Because I'm not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. That's you Rachel.
You know, uh, 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza... ”.
Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
Well, I have kissed more than four women.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault
I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.
Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce.
Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
They're different from my other friends, they don't start sentences with 'you know who just died shoveling snow?'
Hey, remember when I had a monkey? Yeah, what was I thinking?
I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
There was a crooked man, who had a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe, for a... while...
Okay I love you, is that so wrong?
Where will all the ribbons go?!
....take the Rachel
Well, I'm sorry if I'm not a middle-aged black woman. And I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Nestlé Toulouse.
No, at the Grammys, I always win.
I used to be Brice in 'All my Children'.
You can't have s-e-x in front of a b-a-b-i-e
Grab a spoon... Do you know how long it's been since I grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy don't be a hero' mean anything to you?
Are you in there little fetus? In nine months will you greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas...
They don't know that we know that they know
15 Yemen Road, Yemen
I WAS the pile of coats!
Paper, snow...A GHOST!
What did I marry into?!
Did somebody call for the LONG arm of the law?

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