Bernadette: ‘Look Howard, this is our third date, we both know what that means’ Howard: ‘We do?’ Bernadette: ‘...’ Howard: ‘You’re kidding’
Penny:‘Why are you back from your date so early?’ Howard:‘In romance as in show business, always leave them wanting more’ Penny:‘What does that mean?’ Leonard:'...'
Howard: ‘Did either of you guys know that three dates with the same woman is the threshold for sex?’ Raj: ‘Actually ...’
Leonard: ‘With Penny and me it took two years, now that I think about it, ...’
Sheldon: ‘My mother is very excited, she’s convening her bible study group to listen in and then ...’
Penny: ‘I thought you liked her’ Howard: ‘I do, but she wants a commitment and I’m not sure she’s my type’ Penny: ‘..., what more do you need?’
Howard: ‘So nice you could join me this evening, you’re looking lovely as always’ Katee Sackhoff: ‘Thanks Howard, always nice to be part of your ...’
Sheldon: ‘I was humiliated on national radio, how do you think I’m doing?’ Leonard: ‘Come on, it wasn’t that bad’ Sheldon: ‘What do you want?’ Raj: ‘...’
Howard: ‘Will you marry me?’ Bernadette: ‘Is this more comedy that I don’t understand?’ Howard: ‘No, I’m serious. I’m never gonna find another girl like you ...’
Bernadette:‘A lot of what he says is intended as humor’ Penny:‘I don’t think it’s funny’ Bernadette:‘Me neither, but he just lights up when I laugh’ Penny:‘...'
Sheldon: ‘Leonard’s work is nearly as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels – (to Raj) ..., I’m uncomfortable having your moist breath in my ear'
Sheldon: ‘Howard?’ Howard: ‘Yeah?’ Sheldon: ‘Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them? ...’
Sheldon: ‘Research journal, entry one: I’m about to embark on one of the great challenges of my scientific career, teaching Penny physics. I’m calling it ...’
Sheldon: ‘Subject appears well rested and enthusiastic; apparently ...’
Sheldon: ‘Why are you crying?’ Penny: ‘Because I’m stupid’ Sheldon: ‘That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad, for example, I cry ...’
Penny: ‘Really, that’s it? Well that doesn’t sound so complicated’ Sheldon: ‘...’
Sheldon: ‘The sun is essential for all life on Earth, Frosty is merely a bit of frozen supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat, ...’
Leonard: ‘Merry Newtonmas everyone!’ Sheldon: ‘I sense that’s not sincere, but ...’
Beverly: ‘She’s a remarkable girl, the youngest appeals court judge in New Jersey and a two-time Olympic bronze medalist’ Leonard:‘You must be very happy’ Beverly:'...'
Beverly: ‘Speaking of fathers, that reminds me, Leonard, ...’ Leonard: ‘What?’ Beverly: ‘Yes, he was cheating on me’ Leonard: ‘No!’
Leonard: ‘Mitzy’s dead?’ Sheldon: ‘She was old and blind Leonard, ...’
Beverly: ‘My shock was somewhat mitigated by the fact that I haven’t had intercourse with him in 8 years’ Penny: ‘8 years?’ Beverly: ‘Oh, that’s nothing; ...’
Leonard: ‘Are you guys drunk?’ Beverly: ‘I hope so, otherwise ...’
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