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| Barnes just broke the cardinal rule in politics: never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man. | |
| It's a beautiful day to save lives. Let's have some fun. | |
| I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend. | |
| I was told the only way to survive was to create the illusion that I was dead. I had the deceive people I cared about. | |
| This life has been a test. If this had been an actual life, you would have received instructions on where to go and what to do. | |
| Sometimes it's the smallest decisions that can change your life forever. | |
| I won't pay. I know too much about extortion. | |
| If you think I'm gonna discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place where the restrooms are labeled Chicks and Dudes, you are out of your mind. | |
| Go ahead, insult me like you always do. | |
| Oh, no. Soon he'll start trying to heal people, and that's bad for business. | |
| I've often felt that dreams are answers to questions we haven't yet figured out how to ask. | |
| None of us wants to be here. I don't want to be here. Radar doesn't want to be here. The doctors and nurses don't want to be here. Certainly the wounded don't want to be here. | |
| Now here's the real question Desmundo, do you have the courage to take your finger out of the dam and blow the whole thing up instead? | |
| Scrambled eggs all over my face; what is a boy to do? | |
| We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous. | |
| It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary! | |
| But do you think that maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra? | |
| I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute. | |
| I brought you back your house keys. It's a very nice house -- big rooms, no parents. I used to have one of those. | |
| You think he found the hole? | |
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| Me hungry. | |
| Rule number one, the only person you can trust in this world is yourself. | |
| We're missing something. | |
| We open on a lone soldier walking through the desert. The year 1861, the place... Mars. | |
| I can't get 'coming around the mountain' out of my mind. It's like one of those phrases like 'drop it like its hot' that I really wish I'd never heard. | |
| I'm sorry, your invitation must have gotten... lost in the mail! | |
| Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high. | |
| People... they don't write anymore - they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. | |
| You can't take a picture of this, it's already gone. | |
| Let's just say I'm not exactly the boy next door. | |
| Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock. | |
| Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show. | |
| I like school. It's just too bad classes get in the way. | |
| You got it, dude. | |
| Please stop touching each other. It gives me needs. | |
| My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.' | |
| I can't believe you're still living with them. If it was me I'd be cleaning off my fingerprints and rehearsing my 9-1-1 call. | |
| Remember, when you're with me, it's the only time you're not the strangest person in the room. So go ahead, get weird with me. | |
| Hey, here's a fun fact. You're sleeping with a girl who was born when you were in Junior High, and yet there's a good chance she lost her virginity before you did. | |
| Guys! Guys! I just made an amazing discovery! When you mix blue and yellow together, you get a totally new colour! I call it... Blellow! | |
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