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Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a ...
I remember my first bikini wax. My sister did it with duct tape and melted Crayolas. To this day, I can't look at a box of crayons without ..
I promise next time I get married, it won't be a joke. It will be for love ...
Leonard, what did we say about being a..
I'm a vegetarian, except for fish, and the occasional ..
You keep him there a little longer, and when you get to the party, I'll point out which of my ..
Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the ..
Aw, you think coffee means coffee..
Oh, they don't always get to ride the roller coaster. Sometimes they only get to ..
Okay, honey, I know you think you are explaining yourself, but ..
What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of ..
I grew up on a farm. From what I heard, they're either having sex or Howard's caught in a..
Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a ..
Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger..
No, but if things don't work out with me and Leonard, I'll call you. Wait, how much do you talk about ..
I don't know what succubus is, but it has 'suck' in it so that..
Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy,
I've just never known anyone that died. I had a pet pig when I was a kid. When he died we didn't have a funeral,
Oh my god. Is that sweater made of ..
Amy, little vixen. Just working it under all those layers of..