| Line | Movie |
|---|
| I wanna live again! | |
| It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles. | |
| There's no Christmas in the army. | |
| Hermey doesn't want to make toys! | |
| Isn't there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about? | |
| That's the one thing I hate. All the noise, noise, noise, noise! | |
| Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words! | |
| If they'd rather die then they better do it, and decrease the surplus population! | |
| Scut Farkus staring at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes! | |
| All day long I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work. My legs hurt. My back aches. I'm only four. | |
| I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. | |
| He loves his money / Cause he thinks it gives him power / If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour. | |
| There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads. | |
| Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan! | |
| Turbo Man, we could use a man like you on the force. | |
| You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. | |
| The thing about trains...it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on. | |
| You were my friend. You were my best friend, but now you are sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. | |
