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I got really really nervous I just started eating cheese.
We're really sorry Charlie, but it was dark, we didnt know it was you...and you were robbing the register.
We just stepped out of the shower. He'll be down any minute.
I am not having sex with you, Charlie.
You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup.
It's a baby we found in the trash.
This is going to be exactly like Woodstock.
You should have seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.
Those goddamn North Koreans.
I see what you're saying. I could go for some wood.
You threw the box of kittens!
Then why all the shady behavior?
Well that's just a maid. You want a maid?
I was using dead presidents as a cover. You didn't get that?
I have never once, never once seen you wear deoderant, Charlie, never once.
It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple asses, and doing a little plowing of our own.
Ya, best get to steppin' cause Johhny Law's a-comin!
S you in your A's, don't wear a C, and J all over your B's.
It's the safest way, Frank.
Ma'am if you just had a heart attack maybe you shouldn't be working out.
Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse.
I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles! This revoultion is gonna make us a fortune!
What does a little Mexican girl love more than anything else in the world?
That lawyer guy, okay. He totally besmirched my today, and I demand satisfaction.
Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!
As a matter of fact I'm starting to think we need to intervene on you for your goddamn illiteracy.
Please don't curse.
It does seem like they're bonding.
Principal McIntyre, I recently started mentoring one of the kids here.
Sometimes, I wonder though, if our lives are really more valuable than theirs, you know what I mean?
Animals should be food, rugs and trophies. Why do you think I'm wearing a leather suit?
Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes and getting rip **** on ham.
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