Literature Quiz / Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
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'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
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'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”

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