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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
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'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
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'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”

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