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QUIZ: Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”

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