Literature Quiz / Harry Potter FML

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Can you name the characters, places, and things from the Harry Potter universe based on their FMLs?

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'Watched my master get gobbled up by inferi. FML.'
'Pretty sure Harry Potter tried to kill me with a snake today. FML.”
'Sat all day on a brick wall in cat form. FML.'
'My sister always gets the hotter guy. FML.'
'Became an alcoholic after getting blamed for a crime I did not commit. FML.'
'Unwittingly got the woman I have always loved killed. FML.”
'Got away from Dawlish en route to Azkaban only to get killed by Fenrir Greyback. FML.'
'Got caught clipping venomous tentacula leaves without permission. FML.”
'Went for it with my ex-boyfriend only to be cock-blocked by my brother. FML.”
'Ate doxy eggs and missed quidditch trials. FML.
'Girlfriend got petrified along with Hermione. FML.”
'Learned Barty Crouch’s secret then got obliviated, tortured, and murdered. FML.”
'I finally have my first kiss and the girl starts to cry. FML.'
'My back pain’s so bad I can’t go camping anymore. FML.”
'Got stuck by Percy’s head boy badge while snogging. FML.
'And I would have gotten away with world domination if it weren't for those meddling kids. FML.'
'Asked Death for an unbeatable wand then got murdered for it. FML.”
'Mom made me get a haircut for my brother’s wedding. FML.”
'Stupid girl threw a book at me today. FML.”
'That bitch Bellatrix set me on fire. FML.'
'Got left for days in dark under a statue of a one-eyed witch. FML.'
'My boyfriend doesn't want to play 'For the Greater Good' anymore. FML.'
'Have to constantly pick up these knit hats so my friends don’t get offended. FML.”
'Forgot where I put the only thing that keeps me from forgetting anything else. FML.”
'Missed work and woke up in an abandoned theater. FML.”
'Apparently goat charming is frowned upon these days. FML.”
'Got expelled from Hogwarts today for my pet. FML.'
'Accidentally drank a cat hair today. FML.'
'Cut out a minute early on work duty for the business deal of a lifetime, but now my boss is pissed as hell at me. FML'
'My boyfriend dumped me for Astoria Greengrass because I’m a raging bitch. FML.”
“Tracked peacock poop into the mansion again. Husband's going to kill me. FML.”
'Tried to curse my acne away but ended up severing my nose. FML.”
'Got cursed by a necklace and almost died. Should stop having illicit restroom liasons. FML.”
'Have been replaced by Sir Cadogan while on sick leave. FML.”
'Kicked an insolent blond kid and now my head’s on the chopping block. FML.”
'A car hit me today. WTF is up with that? FML.'
'Don’t know who my dad is so I don’t know my blood status. FML.”
'Lost a couple of fingernails on the way home. FML.'
'Some idiot stabbed me in the forest. Now I'll haunt him forever. FML.'
'Heist plan failed and boss took my wand. FML.”
“Dropped green bowler hat in the mud. FML.”
'50 people apparated inside of me tonight. WTF? FML.'
'Picked up a parasite in Albania and now I can't shake it. FML.'
'Dursley keeps accusing me and Hestia of trying to steal his house. FML.”
'Broke a promise and now I'm covered in boils. FML.'
'Only got 36 birthday gifts this year. FML.”
'Horn not from crumple-horned snorkack after all. FML.”
'Won’t stop raining in my damn office. FML.”
'Got accidentally killed by my daughter today. FML.”
'Filthy Mudbloods infesting my house! FML.'

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