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For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height...
I need this: the paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at?
I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things:
Die, you random son of a bitch. [a sniper keeps missing Navin and hitting cans of motor oil]
[Navin recites some wisdom] Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey
- The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! - Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. [the Sniper points to Navin's name in the phone book]
Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
'I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.'
Don't call that dog 'lifesaver'.
- I will need two pieces of identification. - Ah yes. I have my temporary driver's license and my astronaut application form...
You live here? Oh, it's nice. Did you decorate it?
[Truck driver picking up Navin] St. Louis?
- You have great skin. Are you a model? - No. I'm a Cosmetologist.
- Sir, there are charity people here to see you. - What? Send them away. There are plenty of people more deserving than me!
First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass.
I'm gonna bounce back and when I do I'm gonna buy you a diamond so big it's gonna make you puke.
You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live. Just looking around here I can tell...
[singing] I'm picking out a Thermos for you. Not an ordinary Thermos for you. But the extra best Thermos that you can buy...
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