You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, *I* am Michael Jackson and *you* are Toto.
- Who died, Lee? - You!
Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
[during a fight scene with a bunch of Chinese men, after accidentally punching Lee] Sorry, man!
- You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly. - I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.
[Carter throws Lee's CD out the window] That's my CD!
- Why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? - I did. - No you did not!
I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
- That's Ricky Tan. - That's Ricky Tan?
Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
[about to fight Hu Li] I'm gonna pretend you a man.
- These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China. - You think they scare me?
- How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you? - We got Lionel Ritchie!
Maybe, but not like us Asians. We never panic.
Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass.
Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line, and you up here messing around, dancing with some bimbo…
- First they will torture us for 3 days. - Ok,I can take that. - Then they will cut off our egg rolls.
This seven I'm about to roll is…
Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation
[Carter tried to pick up two girls in Chinese] All I did was invite them to have a drink.
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