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Hey, Blinkin!
[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers] Blinkin! What are you doing?
Oh Master Robin! [hugging a replica statue of the Venus de Milo]
[Imitating Lou Costello] He-e-y Abbot!
And why should the people listen to you?
Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
- As my first order of business, I would like to appoint a new Sheriff... my friend Ahchoo. - A black sheriff?
Are you with me? Yea or Nay?
This is Ahchoo.
Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far! Lend me your ears! [Crowd proceeds to pull off ears and throw them at Robin]
You are entering the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
The old man is Locksley.
[after Blinkin catches an arrow] Blinkin! How did you do that?
There must be another way of doing the credits.
Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot.
Don't worry, Dirty Ezio still has another shot.
Blinkin - what's the fastest way to reach the villagers?
I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay.
Would you care for a blind fold?
He is in need of guidance. He is headstrong and cocksure.
- And you want Robin rubbed out…eliminated, maybe even killed. - Yes, you put it succinctly.
- The most important event will be the archery contest. Robin won't be able to resist. - Why's that?
We have exotic foods from across the seas. Coconuts, bananas…and dates. Would you care for a date? - Yes, thank you.
You mean you changed it TO 'Latrine'?
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