No! Look, we don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
- Roy, can you get sick drinkin' piss? - I think you can.
You been drinking, Mr. Munson?
What I mean to say is, I was, uh, I'm unable to have children.
I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.
Look, Mr. Munster, you're not exactly the smartest guy I ever ran across.
Who's done more research on the subject than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it's harmless. Why would they lie?
I know what you're thinking, but let me explain... [Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
So, you two are dictionary salesmen?
She said handsome...
- Come on, boy. Bowl! - The name's not boy. It's Roy. [makes a spare]
Hey, Herbie! How's life?
The world can really kick your ass.
[Roy and Ishmael are trying to find Claudia and have rushed to her hotel room] - She checked out. She left with two guys. - Two guys like us?
You got a great gift, son.
It's your calling, son. One day, when people say the name Munson, they're gonna think 'winner.'
Well, my grandpa always taught me to bowl 15 frames. It's like I told you before, we Amish, we do everything half again as hard as you do. Ten frames...
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