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Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
- We didn't see this thing coming?
We spend 250 billion dollars a year on defense. And here we are.
- Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice and not yours.
- I don't think that the animal cracker qualifies as a cracker.
- Either we all stay and die, or you guys draw straws. [pause, everyone looks at Rockhound]
Back off! You don't know the components!
United States astronauts train for years.
Can they *physically* survive the trip? That's all I need to know here, okay?
Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
[In response to Rockhound riding the nuclear warhead]
- This is insane. [to Rockhound]
I wanna name her Dottie after my wife.
I told you, you took wrong way, wrong road.
- Sedatives are used all the time, doctor.
Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror!
In five years you have *never* apologized to me this quickly.
[to Lev Andropov after escaping the Russian Space Station explosion]
I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him.
AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!
