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All lines have been taken from Monty Python's Flying Circus, not from the movies or any other appearances they have made.
'The comfy chair?'
'It's a Cutty Sark. It's a model I've been making in the dark for some years now'.
'All right...all right, the house is surrounded and nobody leave the room, and all the rest of it. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer'.
'This man is Ernest Scribbler...writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world...and, as a consequence, he will die...laughing'.
'Oh, you don't need to guv, it's all right, it's all in a day's work for...Bicycle Repair Man!'
'Yeah. Splunge for me too''.
'Right! Bananas! How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana'.
'Oh yes, the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?'
'Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin, grin, wink, wink, say no more''.
'Right I heard that, I heard that, I'm going to stop this sketch now, and if there's any more of this, I'm going to stop the whole programme'.
'Well I feel very keenly that the idiot is a part of the old village system, and as such has a vital role to play in a modern rural society, because you see...ooh ar ooh ar...'.
'Er well, I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any camels that I can spot, and them down in my camel spotting book'.
'I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast'.
'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is suprise...suprise and fear...fear and suprise...our two main weapons are fear and suprise...and ruthless efficiency...'
'I'm a lumberjack and i'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day'.
'No sir, I'm not a pacifist, sir. I'm a coward'.
'No, no. I'd like to answer this question if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine...'.
'Oh, a gahp. A gahp in one's hhhhhoop. Pardon me, but I'm orf to play the grahnd piano'.
'My theory by A. Elk. Brackets Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle...'.
'Good evening. Tonight on ''It's the Mind'' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we someti...mes get...that we've lived through something...'.
'I was here on Saturday, getting married to a blonde girl, and I'd like to change please. I'd like to have this one instead please'.
'This here's the wattle- the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in yer hand'.
'Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...baked beans, spam, spam and spam'.
'Hello...The BBC have offered me the sum of forty pence to read the credits of this show. Personally I thought they should of held out for the full seventy-five pence...'.
'Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish- the fish down the trousers. It's your laugh mate it's not mine. It's your trousers- it's your trousers-...'.
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