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All lines have been taken from Monty Python's Flying Circus, not from the movies or any other appearances they have made. (**Monty Python who said it the most often on the show)
'This is where Mrs Shazam was so wrong. Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. In many fields of medicine nowdays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good'.
**'And now for something completely different'.
'It says ''crunchy frog'' quite clearly'.
'Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse...it just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize...that's what you want to be'.
'It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode'.
'Episode 12B, How to recognize different trees from quite a long way away, No.1, The Larch'.
'We interupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating '.
'Look, are you asking me to believe that the five of you was playing doubles, when on the very next court there was a blancmange playing by itself?'
'It's not a palindrome. The palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob. It don't work'.
'I haven't got choc-ices. I only got the albatross. Albatross!'
'Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?'
'Yes, a hat. A lion taming hat. A hat with ''lion tamer'' on it. I got it at Harrods. And it lights up saying ''lion tamer'' in great neon letters...'.
'Well sir, I have a silly walk and I'd like to obtain a Government grant to help me develop it'.
'Ah Miss Godfrey could you send in the pantomime horses please'.
'Yes...well I think I can definitely say that your cat badly needs to be confused'.
'This is the silliest sketch I've ever been in'.
'Now I'm going to ask you that question once more, and if you say ''no'' I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any cheese at all?'.
'Oh no, no you have to say dog kennel to Mr Lambert because if you say mattress he puts a bag over his head. I should have explained. Apart from that he's really all right'.
'I will marry you sir, but please make up your mind. Please don't trifle with my affections'.
'Good evening. First take a bunch of flowers. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and cry-manthesums...then arrange them nicely in a vase. Get in! Get in! Get in!'.
'I'd like to have an argument please'.
'My brain hurts!'.
'I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch. The smell of the rain-washed florin. The lure of the lira'.
'No, no, no--it's spelled Raymond Luxury Yach-t, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove''.
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