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Your bank account might be low, but you always have to look fresh. | |
Everybody loves me. Babies, dogs, ya know hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal | |
We're beatin'-up-the-beat, that's what we say when we're doing our fist pump. First, we start off by banging the ground, we're banging it as the beat builds 'cause that beat's hitt | |
I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee. | |
You have your penis pierced. I love it.... I just saw your penis. | |
I don't give a f**k if you'e fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years old. I'll dance with ya. I think it's hilarious. | |
When I say I'm ready to go wild, I'm gonna go wild. | |
That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye. | |
I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things. | |
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water. | |
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Pauly D. was with the grenade ... When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it f | |
Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse. | |
You got to stay fresh. Fresh haircut. Fresh outfit. Fresh tan. Just fresh. | |
He's a really good guy. That's the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron. | |
I went to school, graduated college. That doesn’t shy away from, say, I don’t have fun at night. I party and fist pump with the best of them | |
Yeah, we smushed. | |
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off , she wouldn't let me ... no big deal. | |
My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tan guy and live my life. | |
Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody. It's natural. | |
It only takes nine pounds of pressure to break a nose. | |
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