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'See, that's why we don't point weapons in the kitchen.'
'Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example and will have no ckaes today.'
'I love what you've, um, neglected to do with the place.'
'I've been unreasonable...beacuse I've lost all reason.'
'You know one of these days I'm just gonna put you two in a room and let you wrestle it out...There could be oil of some kind involved.'
'I don't stand for that kind of malarkeyin my house!'
'Well, that was a slap and a tickle.'
'It's true. He had trouble performing.'
'I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body.'
'It was rude. We should go kill it.'
'Those who care for nothing, will never understand those who do.'
'This thing comin' after you, how bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?'
'The hateful always have one or two wretched tricks to play.'
'Maybe I'll try to look up that doll Cassandra when I get there. Fella like me could show a girl like that a real good time.'
'That was wrong of me. Very wrong.' 'He's reading!'
'And look how it brings out my breasts!'
'We're thirsty.'
'Well, that was a bloddy doddle and a piece o' piss.'
'No, it just talked to me. What, it does a heel thing, too?'
'You don't think she's a little peculiar?'
'Pretty crystals. Oh, look. They're everywhere.'
'My first nun. Now that's a great story.'
'And what am I supposed to do? Sit home and knit?' 'I could use a sweater.'
'Why is the devil sleepy?'
'Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer 'justice demon'. Okay?'
'I'm not leaving this room. I mean it. Not moving a muscle.'
'Couldn't we just lock her in a box?' 'I don't think she'd let us. She's pretty strong.' 'We could do a spell. Some kind of mind control.' 'Oh, she'd figure it out. She's pretty sm
'Ooh! Hello, salty goodness.'
'Geez! Where were you when they taught stealth in super-powers school?'
'They must think it's all makeup like the Blue Man Group. You don't think the Blue Man Group...'
'Slayer? A thrash band. Anvil-Heavy guitar rock with delusions of Black Sabbath.'
'All I know is, you use the word 'dick' again and we're gonna have a problem.'
'Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected.'
'Did you just step on my foot? Was that my foot you just stepped on? Are you assaulting me up in this haven of justice?'
'You're preaching to the horse's mouth.'
'And yet my eyes refuse to look away. Stupid eyes'
'Von, two, three - Three victims. Mwa ha ha.'
'Your shirt...'
'Stirke quickly and true, Angel. Then we can eat.'
'No more Starbucks for the wannabes, man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.'
'You are the best boyfriend ever. Pancake kiss!'
'You took him from me. You stole him away. You gave him a soul.'
'Can I be Anne?'
'Oh, you mean he'd hide things for you to find?' 'Kinda. He'd tie me to a tree and then run away.'
'Okay, throw me away.'
'How are your laundry-folding skills?'
'Why not just try all 32 flavors? Worst thing that happens is you go brunette.'
'If we keep focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna rule!'
'I'm the dip.'
'Is that an issue? Is-is my life in peril, boss? King?'
'Money. It cures everything but boredom.'
'You better pray I don't look that word up.'
'Prophecy, Annointed One, yada, yada, yada...
'Why would Faith kill a personwho studies Vulcans?'
'Pretty powerful position for a young woman.' 'How exactly can you be sure I'm either of those things?'
'It's noble and heroic and all that other Russell Crowe 'Gladiator' crap.'
'I wonder if asking Ms. Chase to dance would...'
'This bitch is, you have a soul now.'
'A slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.'
'Is there anything better than a natural disaster? The panic, the people lost in the streets. It's like picking fruit off the vine.'
'Buffy, please...It takes more than a week to bleach bones.'
'Our rats are low...'
'Are you ready to finish this, b*tch?'
'Dat's my favorite shirt..Dat's me only shirt!'
'It's the devil.' 'My hair?!'
'If you don't tell me right now, I am gonna have your skin peeled off and stapled back on inside out.'
'Wait. Handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?'
'You...All of you. Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?'
'Almost time to wake up, xxxx. And take your first look at the world.'
'The whole school. By a giant snake thing. Okay, still adjusting.'

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