Television Quiz / Buffy vs. Angel II

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'If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.'
'We tested her, faced her, and we survived!'
'Well braid my hair and call me Pollyanna.'
'I don't hate women. I mean, sure you're all **** who sell yourselves for money or prestige, but men are just as bad. Maybe even worse...'
'I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away.'
'Let's synchronize our watches. I have 21:4-...Yes, typical.'
'This one is full of feeling. He reads.'
Green is my favorite color. I look good in diamonds. And I love riding in limousines.'
'I'm not a man...But clearly masculine. You get that, right?'
'The vampire thing's kinda sexy.'
'You don't really tink you're gonna win this, do you? You don't stand a chance. We are legion. We are forever.'
'You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer?'
'We weren't gonna let anything happen to you...Well, I mean, beyond the slavery and the severe beatings and stuff!'
'How long was I in the cage?'
'We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?'
'Well, nearly drowning me and leaving me hanging in a sewer ain't exactly Emily Post either.'
'Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett...beacuse, man, you're not comin' back from that!'
'Where are those people?' 'I ate them.' 'Cool.'
'And look where free will has gotten you.'
'There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss!'
'We can't stop just 'cause something else is trying to kill you, too.'
'You're really gonna use that Axis thing to find her aren't you? Figures. Anyone that bad at stealing stuff's gotta be doing it for love. Bummer.'
'That wasn't vengance. It was solace.'
'Angelus...the Latinate for 'angel'. It's marvelous!'
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'Who are you?' 'Let's just say, I'm a friend.' 'Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.' 'I didn't say I was yours.'
'Why can't you just masterbate like the rest of us?'
'Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.'
'Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloddy well, and if you make me miss it, i'll...' 'You'll what? Lick me to death?'
'I just realized something that never really occurred to me before. We're gonna win.'
'You got a place to stay?' 'You offering?' 'Do I have to say it?' 'Yeah' Okay, you're coming home with me.'
'Stop, evil hand, stop it.'
'I-I think what my chipper friend is trying to say here Gene, is the wheel keeps turning. You-you can't stop it, sometimes things get worse, sometimes they get better.'
'He took this girl's power away and nobody can get it back for her but her.'
'All the kids here are free to call me Bob.'
'That's great Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre.'
'Computers don't smell, Rupert.'
'Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?'
'I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.'
'Miss Rosenberg. How lovely to see you again. Have you done something with your hair?'
'Glory. Her name is Glory. And she's your God, you little scab, not mine.'
'It's not a joke. It's just my name.'
'Oh! You wish to have sex!'
'And to think, we were wondering when to call the cops on a bunch of superheros!'
'Well, I guess anything is better than sitting around in my cage all day with nothing to do but to fill my bucket.'
'You're a vampire, right? How come it smells like you work for The Powers That Be?'
'My teeth are so...big! I am pleasant.'
'She's so much more than that now. Beyond flesh. Beyond perfection. I loved Fred. I really did.'
'You're still a dick.'
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'I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.'
'I think what my daughter is trying to say is, 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah'.'
'Why they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.'
'We all have the desire to win, whether we're human...vampire...and whatever the hell you are, my brother. You got spiny looking head things. I ain't never seen that before.'
'I'm a swim groupie.'
'I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-n-gloat that gets me every time.'
'Not that I'm knocking the nacho cheese ones. It's not the taste. It's the texture I can't deal with. So gritty. Kinda hurts my tongue.'
'Summers, you drive like a spaz!'
'He's gonna crucify us.' 'They don't crucify here. It's too Christian.'
'I did not send the demon. I was possessed. The demon used me to eavesdrop on our conversation.'
'Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.' 'I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.'
'Get out of my brain!'
'Absolutely. You're fired.'
'Things are often confusing for you, aren't they, Lindsey? Especially, it seems, when it comes to this woman. You've allowed yourself to be ruled by these emotions.'
'No. This is different. Our love was eternal, literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?'
'Oh. Yes. I am a lesbian.'
'You always open both doors when you enter a room?'
'I'm working on a little something aimed at Angel Investigations. If you're interested, I'd love to have you on my team.'
'I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. You know, I may have to have to make up a little document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.'
'It's a long and important process, and can we just skip it? C-Can you just be kissing me now?'
'You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more that C-3PO and Stick-Figure Barbie backing me up, no offense.'
'Not Number Five! You didn't hurt him?'
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