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'We all have the desire to win, whether we're human...vampire...and whatever the hell you are, my brother. You got spiny looking head things. I ain't never seen that before.'
'Well, I guess anything is better than sitting around in my cage all day with nothing to do but to fill my bucket.'
'Summers, you drive like a spaz!'
'And look where free will has gotten you.'
'Absolutely. You're fired.'
'You're a vampire, right? How come it smells like you work for The Powers That Be?'
'Oh. Yes. I am a lesbian.'
'Well braid my hair and call me Pollyanna.'
'My teeth are so...big! I am pleasant.'
'Computers don't smell, Rupert.'
'There was a time, in the early years, when you would have said I was the definition of bliss!'
'You're really gonna use that Axis thing to find her aren't you? Figures. Anyone that bad at stealing stuff's gotta be doing it for love. Bummer.'
'The vampire thing's kinda sexy.'
'It's not a joke. It's just my name.'
'You two? I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more that C-3PO and Stick-Figure Barbie backing me up, no offense.'
'I'd like to keep Spike as my pet.'
'Well, nearly drowning me and leaving me hanging in a sewer ain't exactly Emily Post either.'
'Not that I'm knocking the nacho cheese ones. It's not the taste. It's the texture I can't deal with. So gritty. Kinda hurts my tongue.'
'She's so much more than that now. Beyond flesh. Beyond perfection. I loved Fred. I really did.'
'I'm working on a little something aimed at Angel Investigations. If you're interested, I'd love to have you on my team.'
'Okay, sorry. How long have you enjoyed having sex with women?'
'I-I think what my chipper friend is trying to say here Gene, is the wheel keeps turning. You-you can't stop it, sometimes things get worse, sometimes they get better.'
'That's great Larry, you've really mastered the single entendre.'
'We weren't gonna let anything happen to you...Well, I mean, beyond the slavery and the severe beatings and stuff!'
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'Oh! You wish to have sex!'
'He's gonna crucify us.' 'They don't crucify here. It's too Christian.'
'Stop, evil hand, stop it.'
'We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?'
'Things are often confusing for you, aren't they, Lindsey? Especially, it seems, when it comes to this woman. You've allowed yourself to be ruled by these emotions.'
'We can't stop just 'cause something else is trying to kill you, too.'
'Right. But you don't wanna hurt the Fett...beacuse, man, you're not comin' back from that!'
'I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.'
'How long was I in the cage?'
Green is my favorite color. I look good in diamonds. And I love riding in limousines.'
'Angelus...the Latinate for 'angel'. It's marvelous!'
'You always open both doors when you enter a room?'
'You're still a dick.'
'Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.' 'I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.'
'You don't really tink you're gonna win this, do you? You don't stand a chance. We are legion. We are forever.'
'Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloddy well, and if you make me miss it, i'll...' 'You'll what? Lick me to death?'
'I'm a swim groupie.'
'We tested her, faced her, and we survived!'
'Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.'
'Where are those people?' 'I ate them.' 'Cool.'
'You got a place to stay?' 'You offering?' 'Do I have to say it?' 'Yeah' Okay, you're coming home with me.'
'I did not send the demon. I was possessed. The demon used me to eavesdrop on our conversation.'
'I've got two words that are gonna make all the pain go away.'
'You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer?'
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'I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job. You know, I may have to have to make up a little document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it.'
'This one is full of feeling. He reads.'
'He took this girl's power away and nobody can get it back for her but her.'
'That wasn't vengance. It was solace.'
'I think what my daughter is trying to say is, 'nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah'.'
'If I want your opinion, Spike, I'll...I'll never want your opinion.'
'It's a long and important process, and can we just skip it? C-Can you just be kissing me now?'
'Why they afraid of Xena? I mean, I think she's kinda fly.'
'I just realized something that never really occurred to me before. We're gonna win.'
'All the kids here are free to call me Bob.'
'Why can't you just masterbate like the rest of us?'
'Glory. Her name is Glory. And she's your God, you little scab, not mine.'
'Let's synchronize our watches. I have 21:4-...Yes, typical.'
'I don't hate women. I mean, sure you're all **** who sell yourselves for money or prestige, but men are just as bad. Maybe even worse...'
'Get out of my brain!'
'Miss Rosenberg. How lovely to see you again. Have you done something with your hair?'
'Not Number Five! You didn't hurt him?'
'I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the stay-n-gloat that gets me every time.'
'I'm not a man...But clearly masculine. You get that, right?'
'And to think, we were wondering when to call the cops on a bunch of superheros!'
'Who are you?' 'Let's just say, I'm a friend.' 'Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.' 'I didn't say I was yours.'
'No. This is different. Our love was eternal, literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?'

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