Television Quiz / Buffy vs. Angel

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'Whatever. The point is, I haven't broken a sweat. See, in the end, xxxxx's just the runner up. I'm the queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?'
'Five by five.'
'We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.'
'Would you like me to lie to you now?'
'Bored now.'
'Men like sports. I'm sure of it.'
'Handsom man saved me from the monsters.'
'I've made a little space for the cheese slices.'
'What are you doing here? Five words or less.' 'Out. For. A. Walk...B*tch.'
'Angel?' 'Hmm?' 'Do you snore?'
'Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.'
'Is that it. Am I done?'
'Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.'
'You make sure to tell him that.'
'No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.' 'Stop calling me that.'
'You filthy little ponce! Are you afraid of a little demon?'
'I think somebody needs a hug!'
'I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.'
'Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.'
'They're gonna eat you up with a spoon because you're so scrumptious!'
'Try it, Red, and you lose and arm.'
'When did morning happen?' 'After the moon went down.'
'Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?'
'Nothing can defeat the penis!'
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'We don't groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.'
'Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.'
'Ciao.' 'Ciao.'
'It's about power.'
'Ready Randy?' 'Ready Joan'
'I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.'
'Good night, folks.'
'She got away.' 'We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.'
'Where'd you get the police radio?' 'Police car.' 'Oh, dear!'
'And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?'
'You're a bloody puppet!'
'Want beer!'
'Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, transulcent ass out of this place, cause lady, the b*tch is back.'
'Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all.'
'...promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but NOT to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are...'
'Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.'
'And I think I'm kinda gay.'
'Yeah, like those Manilow concerts. You son of a b*tch.'
'You're the one who sees everthing, aren't you? Well let's see what we can do about that.'
'So, um, are you still...'Grr'?' 'Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.'
'You know I was cool before I met y'all.'
'A muscle your pants?'
'I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.'
'It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls.'
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'I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?'
'I love you.' 'No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.'
'You kill me? A flunky?'
'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'
'You are strange and off-putting. Go now.'
'It's my boys.'
'I gave birth to a pterodactyl.'
'Oh, you mean an orgasm friend.'
'Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.'
'You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please.'
'Sleep my love, and peace attend thee...All Through The Night.'
'You walk alone!'
'Grab your magic bone.'
'You hit me!' 'Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.'
'That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.'
'When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here.'
'Not now, Mommy's talking.'
'I'm sorry I almost ate you.'
'Of course the cavemen win.'
'You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.'
'You little firecracker!'
'Oh but the little hands!'

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