Television Quiz / Buffy vs. Angel

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'Don't look at me. This is a Summers' thing. It's all very violent.'
'Yeah, like those Manilow concerts. You son of a b*tch.'
'When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here.'
'Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly, transulcent ass out of this place, cause lady, the b*tch is back.'
'Not now, Mommy's talking.'
'We're fugitives, haunted by our past, tormented by a message we don't understand.'
'I'm OK. Be cooler if we could score some weed, though.'
'You're the one who sees everthing, aren't you? Well let's see what we can do about that.'
'That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.'
'Run and catch, run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.'
'They're gonna eat you up with a spoon because you're so scrumptious!'
'Is that it. Am I done?'
'Oh but the little hands!'
'And I'm supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?'
'You make sure to tell him that.'
'I think somebody needs a hug!'
'Ciao.' 'Ciao.'
'Ready Randy?' 'Ready Joan'
'You filthy little ponce! Are you afraid of a little demon?'
'Five by five.'
'So, um, are you still...'Grr'?' 'Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.'
'Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?'
'Bored now.'
'...promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, ah, but NOT to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are...'
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'It's my boys.'
'Oh, you mean an orgasm friend.'
'You little firecracker!'
'Good night, folks.'
'You walk alone!'
'You kill me? A flunky?'
'And I think I'm kinda gay.'
'It's about power.'
'I'm gettin' the brush off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.'
'Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.'
'Sweetie, your epidermis is showing.'
'You drop by for a cup of coffee and the world's not ending? Please.'
'I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?'
'Sleep my love, and peace attend thee...All Through The Night.'
'You are strange and off-putting. Go now.'
'We don't groove with the 'sorry'. We prefer 'Oh God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones'.'
'Men like sports. I'm sure of it.'
'I love you.' 'No you don't. But thanks for sayin' it.'
'Try it, Red, and you lose and arm.'
'I've made a little space for the cheese slices.'
'Of course the cavemen win.'
'Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.'
'Want beer!'
'Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all.'
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'You hit me!' 'Not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.'
'She got away.' 'We tried to stop her by hitting her fist and feet with our faces.'
'You're a bloody puppet!'
'I gave birth to a pterodactyl.'
'Nothing can defeat the penis!'
'So, where's tall, dark and forehead?'
'It's not just saving lives, it's saving souls.'
'I flayed a guy alive and tried to destroy the world.'
'Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.'
'You had two eggs sunny side up. I remember because they were wiggling at me like little boobs.'
'Whatever. The point is, I haven't broken a sweat. See, in the end, xxxxx's just the runner up. I'm the queen. You get me mad, what do you think I'm gonna do to you?'
'Where'd you get the police radio?' 'Police car.' 'Oh, dear!'
'No. His head's too full of you, Grandmother.' 'Stop calling me that.'
'What are you doing here? Five words or less.' 'Out. For. A. Walk...B*tch.'
'Handsom man saved me from the monsters.'
'A muscle your pants?'
'Angel?' 'Hmm?' 'Do you snore?'
'I'm sorry I almost ate you.'
'Would you like me to lie to you now?'
'You know I was cool before I met y'all.'
'Grab your magic bone.'
'When did morning happen?' 'After the moon went down.'
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