Welcome to Litchfield, where your services are needed in both the counseling and hair removal arenas.
If we don't get this stuff out of here, it's gonna find it's way back to me, or me to it, you know?
[PC] The thermal fuse blew. [JP] And you can fix that by yourself, honey?
My job is to handle s**t in here. Your job is to handle s**t out there.
[JC] I'm gonna fight for her. [NF] Why?
Maybe we should give up and be gay.
It's my colour.
Look at her...with her perfect teeth, her shiny skin, and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us.
They have this chapter in it, 'Where Have All The Criminals Gone?'
You know, the Quran is turning out to be more interesting than I would've guessed. Technically, I'm not supposed to be touching it, but I did wash my hands.
What exactly is your real issue?
Poor Russell Crowe.
And you got to stop using slavery everytime you wanna justify some foolishness!
What's going on?
You had a flimsy sense of self.
All right, we need to space these pom-poms out more evenly.
Don't be playin' around with that.
What do I do with my hands?
You, know when I wear that apron in the kitchen, I'm really wearing it ironically.
It's called fan fiction.
Toast Norma!
Dear god.
You know what?
It's Alex Vause, you dumb bitch.
Do you hear yourself sometimes?
Here's to heaven or hell and nothing in between. Boom.
I want you all to know, I had nothing to do with what you're eating. It is in no way a reflection of what I do.
'Singing the songs of angry men? Echoes the beating of the drums.'
So I've never been at a funeral for books before. And, like...I feel like...
White people.
That's because this is America.
[Boo] Leviticus, 24601. [Sister I.] 23:13, 20.
Why do you need a website?
You really want to be a lady in a world where men do that?
You're like 50 shades darker than Drake.
You leave her with one coin, the one she was born with. It may be tawdry and demeaning, but if she has to, she will spend it.
Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
Poor, deluded f**k.
[LM] Do you know anything about birds? [AV] What, like birds in general?
How could you not know? You weigh like 90 pounds. You must have looked like an egg with four sticks in it.
Maybe his daddy f****d a raccoon and he's one of those hybrid species.
I hate kids.
And make a reek!
I need...
Uh-uh.
Your mother never taught you how to reheat dinner rolls?
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