-Getting to the Good Place is pretty tricky. There's no train to catch. I have to design a complicated, unique, transportation vehicle.
I can't believe we get to ride a real-life Optimus Prime. I call right nipple!
Forgot to log in first. Gotta answer my security question. What was the name of your childhood pet?
We did it, guys. We won. We're going to The Good Place
So many memories of this place. Eating frozen yogurt, and then having diarrhea,
Maybe I should've realized this wasn't the Good Place
-What do you think our new home will be like? -I'm picturing Hawaiian beach, unlimited mai tais,
The balloon will only transport those who have attained self-realization. Each traveler will step upon the scale, and her soul shall be weighed.
You've been our teacher this whole time. And we are much better because of you. If we're the best versions of ourselves, which that balloon just proved,
'You're not better than me'
One night you took a walk along the lake, and you had your first kiss, which: gross. Kissing is gross.
You humans have so many emotions! You only need two:
Not only did I fail at getting us into the Good Place, I also learned the error of my ways.
-You're... you're mad at me. -I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed.
Not completely out of options. We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down:
My whole life, whenever I encountered any obstacles, I would simply say,
-I just wish we met the way normal people meet. Like at a philosophy conference, or after one of my philosophy lectures. Or you came knocking on my office door asking for help with philosophy.
-To Eleanor, our unofficial leader. You pack a lot of heart and grit into that diminutive frame. Like a scrappy little auto mechanic.
-And to Janet, the best robot. -Not a robot. -Girl. -Not a girl. -And straight up hottie.
-I mean, look at us: a self-obsessed socialite, a ridiculous giraffe, an absurd British aristocrat, a narcissistic attention seeker...
All I've ever really wanted was to know what it feels like to be human, and now we're going to do the most human thing of all:
There is no overhead storage, so if you have any bags,
In a way, the Good Place was inside the Bad Place all along?
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