Hey, how do I make that helper woman show up?
Janet, I need... quick question: can anyone access our search history,
It is 100% confidential. No one can access what you ask me, including Michael.
-Still not used to being in a human body. What do you do with sweat? Do you lick it away, is that right?
-No, you dab it with a cloth.
That was my first time as a fashion 'don't,'
-It's the Good Place: you can get anything you want at any time.
It's a treatise on the aesthetic preconditions of the mind's receptivity to duty.
-We spent the whole day together. You must remember something. What country am I from?
-Do I have any siblings? Where did I go to college?
-Trick question: You didn't.
Your favorite show is something called 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta,' and your favorite... 'book'...
-You are the most self-obsessed person I have ever met.
-What country am I from, again?
-Sen...sodyne
You know, this really reminds me of my time in Vietnam, picking up mortar shells
This neighborhood that you've built is truly a masterpiece, the likes of which I've never seen.
I'm trying to put a good face on, well...
-It sounds to me like you are on board the 'help Eleanor' train.
-I can't believe they've managed to mix one million flavors together, and yet, somehow, I can taste each individual one.
You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful,
-How do I start? -Hop on the launch pad and conjure an image that brings you pure joy. Some people think of their wedding day or favorite vacation spot.
So here's the situation, Pevita. I kind of kicked your dog into the sun.
Do you actually want a dog that loves you a little bit more?
My bag broke, and I ditched the trash instead of taking it all the way to the dumpster. But in my defense,
We could have literally been flying, and all you wanted to do was talk about morals.
-Michael, you are a paragon of fortitude. You're a mountain of strength.
-I'm not a mountain of strength.
Oh, you have so much to teach me! Maybe I should try to be silent too. No really, look: Here I go.
Hey, guys: good news and bad news. See that hot bartender over there? He's into me, and we're gonna bang it out.
-Eleanor, you have a very important choice to make: If you blow us off, you are banned from Thursday night drinks forever.
I felt bad about what I did. It was a weird feeling.
Do you know what the best part about this place is? You figured out how to make a to-go cup
-Hey, I got you a present. -What? -'Senegal.'
-That's not a present; that's just common decency.
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