Quote | Person |
'I've got my family to feed.' | |
'I play when I want to play.' | |
'Then why are you covering the Nationals?' | |
'He's like me -- except he's 7-6 and Chinese.' | |
'I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I know what to do. I just don't know where to start.' | |
'I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book.' | |
'Yes, I did, and that was my mistake, not coming clean a lot earlier.' | |
'I could give a s--- about Carolina right now.' | |
'I'm not going to be the Alabama coach. I shouldn't even have to comment on this.' | |
'What can I say? I tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddy.' | |
'We do not intend to become a trophy in their display case. There may well come a day when women will be invited to join our membership, but that timetable will be ours... | |
'Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to ...' | |
'Sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. | |
'I'm out at my third Pro Bowl, I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we're honoring the Hall of Fame, and we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up | |
'I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season.' | |
'As coaches we failed to make our coaching points and our points more compelling than their fat little girlfriends'. Now their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages. | |
'I don't give a hell... He'd do the same thing to me. It's war... If I didn't hurt him, he'd hurt me. They were coming for my legs... I'm a f---- soldier!' | |
'There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.' | |
| Quote | Person |
'I just got caught up in the moment and oh well.' | |
'I should have named my kid Tidewater.' | |
'Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!' | |
'It was the wrong decision, and I think anybody that knows anything about the game knows that. There's no doubt in my mind I would have made those saves.' | |
'That's some nappy-headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that.' | |
'I still am in shock that I did that. I just can't believe that I did that. I am such an idiot.' | |
'I'm innocent. I didn't force her to do anything against her will. I'm innocent. I sit here in front of you guys furious at myself, disgusted at myself ...' | |
'At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football.' | |
'If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice.' | |
'The Bears are who we thought they were! And that's why we took the damn field! Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their a--! But they are who we thought they were!' | |
'It is more about them than it is about the team. Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win.' | |
'You play to win the game. Hello? You play to win the game.' | |
'Playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game.' | |
'Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period.' | |
'I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.' | |
'When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. ... So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.' | |
'You want to fire him and bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 pounds.' | |
|
Comments