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'I've got my family to feed.'
'I play when I want to play.'
'Then why are you covering the Nationals?'
'He's like me -- except he's 7-6 and Chinese.'
'I feel like a mosquito in a nudist colony. I know what to do. I just don't know where to start.'
'I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book.'
'Yes, I did, and that was my mistake, not coming clean a lot earlier.'
'I could give a s--- about Carolina right now.'
'I'm not going to be the Alabama coach. I shouldn't even have to comment on this.'
'What can I say? I tip my hat and call the Yankees my daddy.'
'We do not intend to become a trophy in their display case. There may well come a day when women will be invited to join our membership, but that timetable will be ours...
'Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you're [riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to ...'
'Sorry to say this, I don't think he's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL.
'I'm out at my third Pro Bowl, I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we're honoring the Hall of Fame, and we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up
'I promise you one thing, a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any player in the entire country play as hard as I will play the rest of the season.'
'As coaches we failed to make our coaching points and our points more compelling than their fat little girlfriends'. Now their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages.
'I don't give a hell... He'd do the same thing to me. It's war... If I didn't hurt him, he'd hurt me. They were coming for my legs...
I'm a f---- soldier!'
'There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable. And I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.'
'I just got caught up in the moment and oh well.'
'I should have named my kid Tidewater.'
'Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!'
'It was the wrong decision, and I think anybody that knows anything about the game knows that. There's no doubt in my mind I would have made those saves.'
'That's some nappy-headed hos there, I'm going to tell you that.'
'I still am in shock that I did that. I just can't believe that I did that. I am such an idiot.'
'I'm innocent. I didn't force her to do anything against her will. I'm innocent. I sit here in front of you guys furious at myself, disgusted at myself ...'
'At this time, I am retired and have no intention of returning to football.'
'If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice.'
'The Bears are who we thought they were! And that's why we took the damn field! Now, if you want to crown them, then crown their a--! But they are who we thought they were!'
'It is more about them than it is about the team. Cannot play with them, cannot win with them, cannot coach with them. Can't do it. I want winners. I want people that want to win.'
'You play to win the game. Hello? You play to win the game.'
'Playoffs? Don't talk about -- playoffs? You kidding me? Playoffs? I just hope we can win a game.'
'Let me start by telling you this: I have never used steroids. Period.'
'I want to kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.'
'When you go to a club at four in the morning, and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. ... So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.'
'You want to fire him and bring in Mike Krzyzewski? Come on, man. That's like being married to J-Lo, then dropping J-Lo for a girl that's 5-10, 480 pounds.'

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