Corny jokes

Can you name the punchlines to these corny jokes?

What kind of dog can tell time?
What did the three holes in the ground say?
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says...?
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Why was the police officer in bed?
Why was six afraid of seven?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish says to the other ...?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a frog that's illegally parked?
Why did Susie throw the clock out the window?
Why do birds fly?
What did the water say to the boat?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Why was the math book sad?
Why won't shrimp share?
What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How did Vikings send messages?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?

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