1st line | 2nd line |
Here in line at the drive thru | |
Well here we are in the drive thru line, me and her | |
All just waiting to order | |
With his brights on behind me | |
My wife says maybe we should park | |
I said I'm wearing bunny slippers | |
Now a woman on a speaker box is sayin | |
I said yes indeed you certianly can | |
Then my wife says baby, hold on I've changed my mind | |
I said you always get a cheeseburger | |
I put my head in my hands and scream | |
The voice on the speaker says | |
I said then take our order, and we'll be on our way | |
She's like you want onions on that? | |
Plus we need curly fries | |
And two medium rootbeers | |
Then I said I'm guessing that you're probably not too bring | |
She says | |
Two, you want a cheeseburger | |
STOP, don't go no further | |
Then she says we're having a special I supersized you at no charge | |
And she says now there's something else, that I really think you should know | |
I said great, except we're in the drivethru, so what would I want that for? | |
And my wife is all like no that ain't Paul, now tell me who's this Paul? | |
I sat behind him last year and I copied off of him in geometry | |
He was prematuely bald and moved to Pittsburg last summer | |
And she says mister please you can stop right there | |
And then we both were quiet, and things got real intense | |
So we inched ahead in line | |
I got a little bored so | |
Click, turned it off because my wife was getting a headache | |
Then I looked at her | |
And I said | |
She turned away from me, and then turned back and said did I get it? | |
Then she said how 'bout now? | |
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