| 1st line | 2nd line |
|---|
| Here in line at the drive thru | |
| Well here we are in the drive thru line, me and her | |
| All just waiting to order | |
| With his brights on behind me | |
| My wife says maybe we should park | |
| I said I'm wearing bunny slippers | |
| Now a woman on a speaker box is sayin | |
| I said yes indeed you certianly can | |
| Then my wife says baby, hold on I've changed my mind | |
| I said you always get a cheeseburger | |
| I put my head in my hands and scream | |
| The voice on the speaker says | |
| I said then take our order, and we'll be on our way | |
| She's like you want onions on that? | |
| Plus we need curly fries | |
| And two medium rootbeers | |
| Then I said I'm guessing that you're probably not too bring | |
| She says | |
| Two, you want a cheeseburger | |
| STOP, don't go no further | |
| Then she says we're having a special I supersized you at no charge | |
| And she says now there's something else, that I really think you should know | |
| I said great, except we're in the drivethru, so what would I want that for? | |
| And my wife is all like no that ain't Paul, now tell me who's this Paul? | |
| I sat behind him last year and I copied off of him in geometry | |
| He was prematuely bald and moved to Pittsburg last summer | |
| And she says mister please you can stop right there | |
| And then we both were quiet, and things got real intense | |
| So we inched ahead in line | |
| I got a little bored so | |
| Click, turned it off because my wife was getting a headache | |
| Then I looked at her | |
| And I said | |
| She turned away from me, and then turned back and said did I get it? | |
| Then she said how 'bout now? | |
