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'My back'
Apparently held a grudge against Chestnut's chandeliers
Dogs dudes left and right
Was jumped by a gang of nerds
You probably think you're better than ________
Only a few cars short of a full train
Apparently does not enjoy buckets of ****
Has broken too many silences by cracking beers
Is a monkey prick
Bare-knuckle boxing champ of Queens
Living evidence of AC's best deadlift
Single-handedly corrupted entire 4th floor
Does not enjoy being called by her own name
Killed Mikey by giving him AIDS
Has a surprisingly phat tush
Thinks she's too good to live in filth -_-
'Literally redefining the meaning of 'No Effort''
Briefly transformed into the Fresh Prince
Nearly decapitated a girl during friendly game of pickup football
Best bartender at the Rat
Carpenter jeans are appropriate for all formal occasions
Best boobs in Binghamton
Definitely not the best bartender at the Rat
Has Boost Mobile
Dirty Cheezdoodle
Threw all of the bananas at the wall
'Hi, ______' *flips salad*
Constantly mistaken for Lil Jon
Mistaken from behind for Mikey.... by Mikey
Touched Tommy's doodle a little too hard
'Don't worry, we're not coming up, ****'
Selsun Blue
Would have lived in Ithaca wilderness if not for lack of berries
'Looks like she's 12. Is a ****.'
Knocked out 3 lesbians in 1 night
Tried to play Jenga while leg pressing
Got ass in Tommy's bed, got ass kicked in AC's
'What do you meeeean?'
Almost poked someone's eye out at the Rat
Former mayor of 4th floor turned to a life of crime
Strongest person in gym- uses plastic pitcher in a fight
Broke the bar of JTs with Tommy
'Im gonna put these pizza rolls to bed'
Proud proprietor of The Soup
Everyone's favorite sexual predator
Drinks absinthe, puts hole in wall, now has a gun
Won't rest until she's recruited Dimitri into her cult
5 year plan is actually how long it takes for ________ to make dinner
Loves us even though we're all going to Hell
Afraid of getting impregnated by her shower
