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She's always liking my Facebook statuses. It's such a weird aggressive move.
No one could ever hate me as much as I hate myself, okay?
What if I want to focus on something else?
I'm embarrassed when we walk down the street because you're so f***ing average.
I may be deflowered
Let's have the type of night where it's 5 am
I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star
I think in my heart of hearts, I knew that, like, this was really just a trial interview.
No one is moving to Iowa ever
To Hannah, taking the next step in a series of random steps.
I woke in Harlem smelling like moussaka and I didn't have time to go home and change.
I had just gone as far as I could go in Iowa. I was practically running that JC Penney.
I'd say in some ways, he's the most mature person I've ever met
You guys never listen to me. You treat me like I'm a f***ing cab driver.
I think I just feel how everyone feels
Why don't we not workshop my apology?
Why is everyone struggling in New York?
I'm falling in love with you.
You look so whimsical/beautiful.
I know that I have principles and one thing I don't do is steal people's boyfriends.
He's really at his best when he's nurturing the poor, the lost, the profoundly damaged.
You don't know Hannah. She'll stay in there until we have a new president.
You have an accent that you didn't have before. You talk differently.
