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I don't understand hedgehogs.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
I've been asked to help re-design the Monopoly board.
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?
I couldn't afford to buy a ventriloquist's dummy, so I tried to make one out of an old carpet.
How do you know if an elephant is in your fridge?
Thieves have stolen 20 crates of Red Bull from our local store.
Where can you weigh a whale?
Knock knock. Who's there?
What stands in a field and goes boo?
Why can’t you tell when a pterodactyl goes to the loo?
How do you make holy water?
What has four legs and can fly?
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.
My dog was barking at everyone the other day.
Why did the soccer manager give his team lighters?
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
What do you do with a wombat?
When it's cold, Scrooge sits round a candle. When it's very cold …
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got amnesia! Doctor: How long have you had it? Patient: …
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