Which footballer can hold an enormous amount of fish in his mouth?
What's wrong with me, Doctor? First I dreamed I was a wigwam, then a tepee.
'My wife's gone to Chișinău.' 'Moldova?'
Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
What does an insomniac, agnostic dyslexic spend most of his time doing?
Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat.
I worked for a soft drink can crusher.
I didn't like the beard at first.
I've seen an eBay listing: 'Television for Sale - $1 - Volume Stuck On Full'.
Hi, do you have any books on paranoia?
Schadenfreude is a German word that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others.
Is it OK to eat a lake monster’s vegetables?
I think I'm a giant Cretaceous chicken, therefore I am.
My wife and I can't agree on appropriate gardening attire.
I saw a statue of Cinderella today. I didn't like it …
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Mourner at funeral: Do you mind if I say a word? Widow: Fine, go ahead. Mourner: Plethora. Widow:
'I'd like to apprise you of the misappropriation of a Mother Superior.' 'I need that in simpler language please. No offense.'
Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses? Applicant: I sometimes make duck noises when I'm really relaxed. Interviewer: OK. And strengths?
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