Terrible Jokes XVI (Higher Education edition) Quiz Stats

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Because it already had a million degrees.
95.1%
Academia nuts.
94.8%
Because education pays off in the long run.
94%
Hannibal Lecturer.
93.8%
A philosoraptor.
92.5%
Give me the broom and I'll show you how.
88.4%
The Walking Debt.
88.4%
These are orange trees.
88.4%
None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
88.3%
They just lose their faculties.
88.3%
Who talks in someone else's sleep.
87.9%
I haven't had a job yet that pays more than minimum wage.
86.7%
It's run on a strictly knead to know basis.
86.5%
Lots of blood tests.
86.3%
I don't know and I don't care.
86.3%
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I just want to end et al.
85.9%
Because that's where students have the most potential.
85.3%
Makes no difference.
85%
What he’s up to now.
84.4%
Those were the darkest days of my life.
82%
I just sit here playing my bagpipes.
79.1%
Yes, I was visiting my friend.
78.6%
Well, you get to keep it!
77.6%
How about now?
77.2%
It keeps certain people out of medical school.
74%
Will this be on the test?
72.4%
Is it worth any bonus marks?
68.4%
Um, what's the deadline, cos I may need an extension.
64.9%
Yeah, right.
64%
They'll have to wait.
59.4%

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