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A photon is asked at airport security if it has any luggage. The photon says:
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
Did you hear about the two men who stole a calendar?
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day...
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because...
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up…
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A vulture boards the plane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says:
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bike?
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something...
My grandpa has the heart of a lion and …
Two wind turbines are chatting and one says: 'What kind of music do you like?' The other says ...
What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish. It was a horrible end...
You haven't heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says:
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks: