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Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent? Joey: ...
Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent. Joey: ...
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf....
Joey: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here. Chandler: ...
Ross: ... You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover. Joey: ...
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. ...
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally...
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I can't believe it! Leslie: ...
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. ...
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? ...
Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. ...
Monica: Do you have a plan? Phoebe:...
Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus? Phoebe:...
Monica: Oh. Maybe they're- napping. Rachel:...
Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part-
Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date? Chandler: ...
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest....
Rachel: Who's FICA?
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza-
Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! ...
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