| Quote | Character |
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| 'There was a cat. A cat here and then there was, another cat. And they fought, the cats, and then they left.' | |
| 'Whoa, Summers, you drive like a spazz.' | |
| 'She's cool. She's hot. She's Tepid. She's all-temperature Buffy.' | |
| 'I tell you I have this theory? It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister 'cause Mom adopted you from a shoebox full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you 'cause it co | |
| 'Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?' | |
| 'This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply ashamed' | |
| 'Great! I'll call Xander, ask him to join us. What's his number? Oh, yeah: 1-800-I'm-Dating-a-Skanky-Ho.' | |
| 'I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.' | |
| 'All right, yeah fine. You're a nummy treat.' | |
| 'That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil... and skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.' | |
| 'She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.' | |
| 'You know, I started it. The whole... having a sould. Before it was all the 'cool new thing'' | |
| 'I like my money the way it is when it's mine' | |
| 'It's smellementary!' | |
| 'You protecting vampires>?Are you the bad Slayer now? Am I the good Slayer now? | |
| 'That'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
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| 'If I had the Slayer's power... I'd be punning right about now.' | |
| 'A crazy hell god? And the fun just keeps on leaving.' | |
| 'That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.' | |
| 'What Kind of a girl travels with a mummified corpse... and doesn't even have a lipstick?' | |
| 'Hey, I think Anya's gonna try to cook. Wanna come watch the tears and recriminations?' | |
| 'Sunnydale: Come for the food, stay for the dismemberment.' | |
| 'I have their money, who cares what kind of day they have?' | |
| 'I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, their sticky webs - what do they need all those legs for, anyways? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of th | |
| 'So, how'd the slaying go last night? I mean.... How'd the laying go last -- no, I don't mean that either.' | |
| 'Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer -' | |
| 'Relax. And take off your pants.' | |
| 'I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide till it goes away.' | |
| 'We're in love. Lovers. We're gay lesbian-type lovers.' | |
| 'You could be the girl next door too. If Xander lived next to a brothel!' | |
| 'It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches.' | |
| 'We find the nest - as in now - or Sunnydale turns into the TROUBLEmeat palace... I wish I'd said something else.' | |
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