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Can you name the speakers of these sports rants, when rephrased eloquently?
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'Post-season? Why, I doubt we'll qualify! It's foolhearty to even suggest!'
'Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs! You kiddin' me?'
'Adequate. Adequate. Adequate. Adequate......Humourous? No. My funny bone was not tickled.'
'That's fine! That's fine! That's fine! That's fine!....It wasn't funny, I wasn't laughing.'
'If they deserve the headwear of royalty, then present it to their rear ends! Our assumptions of them were ultimately correct.'
'If you wanna crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were!'
'Do you consider me a jester? I've grown weary of these moronic interrogations each evening.'
'Think I'm a damn fool? Tired of all these stupid f'n questions every night'
'Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Disregard annual income!'
'Get some facts, and come back and see me. Get some facts, and come back and see me. Don't throw out salaries and these other things!'
'I should be your intended target! I'm a male who's lived four decades!'
'Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!'
'Write your handle down! Act with the prominence of XY chromosome! Or, with YY chromosome! Simply write your handle down!'
'Putcha name on it! Be a man! Or a woman! Just putcha name on it!'
'Excellent; you stumbled, rotund swine! Partake in an additional pastry! Partake in an additional pastry!
'Ya fell, you fat pig! Have another doughnut! Have another doughnut!'
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