Eloquent Sports Rants

Can you name the speakers of these sports rants, when rephrased eloquently?

By WeirFan
Plays
Classic
hide this ad
0/8
03:00
RantSpeakerActual quote
'Post-season? Why, I doubt we'll qualify! It's foolhearty to even suggest!'
'Adequate. Adequate. Adequate. Adequate......Humourous? No. My funny bone was not tickled.'
'If they deserve the headwear of royalty, then present it to their rear ends! Our assumptions of them were ultimately correct.'
'Do you consider me a jester? I've grown weary of these moronic interrogations each evening.'
'Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Acquire some proven truths, upon which you may return. Disregard annual income!'
'I should be your intended target! I'm a male who's lived four decades!'
'Write your handle down! Act with the prominence of XY chromosome! Or, with YY chromosome! Simply write your handle down!'
'Excellent; you stumbled, rotund swine! Partake in an additional pastry! Partake in an additional pastry!
hide this ad

Quiz Scoreboard

More to Explore

Quiz From the Vault

Featured Blog Post

Why Does Swiss Cheese Have Holes?

You Might Also Like...

May contain spoilers

Today's Top Quizzes in Sports

Browse Sports

hide this ad

Today's Top Quizzes in Quote

Browse Quote

Showdown Scoreboard SHOWDOWN HUB

hide this ad

More By:
WeirFan

Quiz Plays Rating Category Featured Created
You're vs. Your
256 2.78 Language Jan 27, 2011
Tiger Woods Major Wins
145 1.50 Sports Dec 12, 2009
NHL Cover Athletes for Xbox 360
122 Gaming May 1, 2010
Ryder Cuppers of the Aughts
66 Sports Mar 13, 2010
Tiger Woods Runner-Up Finishes?
42 Sports Jun 16, 2010

Go to Creator's Profile

Your Account Isn't Verified!

In order to create a playlist on Sporcle, you need to verify the email address you used during registration. Go to your Sporcle Settings to finish the process.

Report this User

Report this user for behavior that violates our Community Guidelines.

Details: