| Quote | Actor/Actress |
|---|
| No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes. | |
| You talkin' to me? | |
| Hey! I gots to know. | |
| And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? | |
| We are going to die! :( | |
| You're not an a**hole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be. | |
| You... are... a... TOY! | |
| You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. | |
| The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. | |
| No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. | |
| A boy's best friend is his mother. | |
| Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket. | |
| I gotta find Bubba! | |
| Well, it was very nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you SUCK! | |
| I am serious, and don't call me Shirley | |
| What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? | |
| Loss of limb will not excuse you, page 394. | |
| You complete me. | |
| Is it safe? | |
| 47... actually, 51. I don't know why I lied just then. | |
| Hey Sully... how does it feel to betray your own race? You think you're one of them? Time to wake up! | |
| You sack of wine! | |
| I know kung fu. | |
| It might be a tumor. | |
| It's like looking at a mirror, only not. | |
| The dart man. You got a f*****g dart in your neck. | |
| It's my head, Schwartz. It's my head! I will see you in court. | |
| Oh, you both have layers. You know, not everybody like onions. | |
| The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion. | |
| Ye'd best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one. | |
| And here... we... go! | |
| It's not your fault. | |
| I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! | |
| Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts! | |
| What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul. | |
| I make and I sell soap. | |
