- Good morning detectives, I'm collecting money for the Policeman's ball.
- We don't have balls.
Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details but then I'd have to kill you,
- Hey, we found prints.
- Was he in a red Corvette?
- Under the cherry moon?
I thought I told you no.
I need to get something off my chest.
Remember, Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then
I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus 'TT' Showbiz.
- Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that?
- I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.
- I'm a man of untold mystery. That's why my friends call me G.
- Ha. That's funny.
[leans in very closely] Are you busy on Saturday?
Gus, don't be exactly
- I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.
- Quite serious, quite serious.
Besides, this is a real-life television studio, Gus. What could be better?
-There is a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
- Crunch?
I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush, I don't have my multivitamins, and oh yeah,
- Shawn? What the heck are you doing here?
- I should ask you the same question.
- I work here!
- How much further to this place?
- Fifty, sixty miles.
- Sixty miles? And you didn't get me a donut?
- Dude. Some guy in a wolf costume with a light saber just said 'hi' to you.
- I don't know that guy.
- He looked right at you.
- He was mistaken.
- He said, 'Hi, Gus.'
- Are you crazy?
- I wouldn't say crazy.
- The important thing is that you got your cover story.
- Actually, it's page 64.
- I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the chief all the credit.
- What is it?
- Actually, all I have is the phrase 'I have a foolproof plan.'
How can you tell someone's a compulsive liar?
- Dont you watch the news?
- I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee.
- Do you want to know my process?
- Absolutely.
- Well, it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
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