- Good morning detectives, I'm collecting money for the Policeman's ball. - We don't have balls.
Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details but then I'd have to kill you,
- Hey, we found prints. - Was he in a red Corvette? - Under the cherry moon?
I thought I told you no.
I need to get something off my chest.
Remember, Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then
I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus 'TT' Showbiz.
- Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that? - I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.
- I'm a man of untold mystery. That's why my friends call me G. - Ha. That's funny.
[leans in very closely] Are you busy on Saturday?
Gus, don't be exactly
- I had no idea you were so serious about bowling. - Quite serious, quite serious.
Besides, this is a real-life television studio, Gus. What could be better?
-There is a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you. - Crunch?
I can't spend the night in the museum. I don't have my toothbrush, I don't have my multivitamins, and oh yeah,
- Shawn? What the heck are you doing here? - I should ask you the same question. - I work here!
- How much further to this place? - Fifty, sixty miles. - Sixty miles? And you didn't get me a donut?
- Dude. Some guy in a wolf costume with a light saber just said 'hi' to you. - I don't know that guy. - He looked right at you. - He was mistaken. - He said, 'Hi, Gus.'
- Are you crazy? - I wouldn't say crazy.
- The important thing is that you got your cover story. - Actually, it's page 64.
- I have a foolproof plan that solves the case and gives the chief all the credit. - What is it? - Actually, all I have is the phrase 'I have a foolproof plan.'
How can you tell someone's a compulsive liar?
- Dont you watch the news? - I can't watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee.
- Do you want to know my process? - Absolutely. - Well, it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.
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