Geography Quiz / The Saddest Map of America: Missed Connections by State

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Can you name the Places most often listed in Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' ads by state?

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StatesLocationMissed Opening Lines
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, New Mexico, North Carolina, Ohio, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, West VirginiaI see you're also buying the 12 gal drum of zesty mayo. Let me give you a hand with that...
Connecticut, Iowa, Kentucky, Maine, Minnesota, Nebraska, New Hampshire, WyomingI find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.
Illinois, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, Washington DCI choo choo choose you!
North Dakota, Vermont, WisconsinI'll have a Fuzzy Navel, and the lady will have the girliest drink in the house
Arizona, California, VirginiaWant to wipe down my machine?
Delaware, PennsylvaniaThe salt packets and coffee stirrers are free, help yourself. Go crazy, they're on me
Oregon, WashingtonYou must need to get off, because you're ringing my bell. If you know what I mean.
IndianaI was lurking in your bushes and I couldn't help noticing your lovely eyes
ColoradoYou're a safety hazard— you're smoking.
GeorgiaYou've got a blinker out. Pull over and I'll help fix it—I promise I'm not a murderer.
HawaiiI don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Wait, nevermind.
KansasWould you like me with that?
MarylandIf you throw me that frisbee I can catch it in my mouth. Think about it.
NevadaFeeling lucky?
OklahomaPardon me, can I buy you a deep-fried bacon and cinnamon roll?
Rhode IslandDo you have any jumper cables? Because my heart just stopped.
South CarolinaYou call that a tight end?
UtahWant to stay after and pound the erasers?

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