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QUIZ: Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
Classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing.
Yeah, I hate my neighbor and I want to build something crazy out of spite.
You know what's really amazing? I haven't brushed my teeth in three days, and no one has said a thing.
So, what's on your mind? Oh, wait, I already know the answer. Nothing!
The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid.
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
I'll take it easy when I'm dead!
It's the apocalypse, office products falling from the sky!
Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!
(Friend), I'm a big man, a big, big man.
I guess you're going to miss the panty raid.
Well that's what I said! We're not getting paid and that's final!
I'll tell two friends and they'll tell two friends, that's like ten people right there.
Take it off, no one's looking.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
I couldn't have stolen the trophy. Last night I was stealing (Friend)'s ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight.
Yeah, I'm looking for some toilet-training books.
Who's laughing now, I got my hat.
It'll keep your face from getting any uglier.
You know these were white when I bought 'em.
A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat.
Please (Friend), I can't afford dry cleaning!
Shut up right now! Unless the next words out of your mouth are directions on how to get back to the fish skeleton, I'm gonna punch you right in the stomach!
I thought we were just gonna rumble with those greasy sharks.
Three days? That's tomorrow!
In fact, I've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties, and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.
Wait Jeffrey, I have to touch you!
Uh, so, why don't you go ahead and open it up, and reach on in there? It's probably cookies or something.
I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow, but the snow melted and turned into water, and I drank all the water and now I'm better.
Wait a minute, that's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything.

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