Peter Griffin or Patrick Star

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Can you name the source to these words of wisdom: Peter Griffin (G) or Patrick Star (S)?

Updated Jul 12, 2012

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QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
If I was a mom, this would be kind of shocking. Just call me Daddy!
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on!
Since when did they change the meaning of 'for' to 'from'.
I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
Could you move it along? I'm all out of time cards.
Do you accept bits of string?
All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split. And then one of you die.
They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
Since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz, uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.
What street said that? Was it this one? Mind your own business!
I turned the stairs into a waterslide!
I had no idea they had a hot tub!
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.
QuoteGriffin(G) or Star (S)
It would take more than some masking tape to fix that guy.
You know, it’s not as easy as it looks. Sometimes I gotta move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad.
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life sir!
Hmm...I've got it! Let's get naked!
Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences.
We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here, WE STOLE A BALLOON!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
C'mon, you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo. Wumbo, wumboing, Wilhem B. Wumbo, Wumbowama Wumbology. The study of wumbo, it's first grade (friend).
Pretty good, (friend), but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (Friend), this isn't my Batman glass.
You'll have to compress your body to the size of an ordinary household sponge and slide underneath like some kind of weird amphibious dolphin.
I've been selling buttscratchers. Buttscratcher?!
I can't see my forehead.

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