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I guess Mom was pretty proud of herself for making me write in that journal last year, because now she went and bought me another one.Anyway, when Rodrick gets First Prize tomorrow and passes Science,I just hope he realizes how lucky he is to have a brother like ME.
Most people look forward to the holidays, but the stretch between Thanksgiving and Christmas just makes me a nervous wreck.Well, the newspaper didn't exactly get the story right, but I'm not going to complain. In fact, that article inspired me to put out a new edition of the 'Neigborhood Tattler.' And I'll bet we can sell a TON of copies.
I wish I'd started keeping a journal a lot earlier on, because whoever ends up writing my biography is gonna have a lot of questions about my life in the years leading up.So either somebody is messing with me, or Johnny Cheddar is at it again.
If there's one thing I've learned from my years of being a kid, it's that you have ZERO control over your own life.But like I said before, whenever I have a difficult choice to make, I always seem to make the wrong one. And whichever way I go here, it's hard to see this story having a happy ending.
You know how you're supposed to come up with a list of 'resolutions' at the beginning of the year to try to make yourself a better person?And I know it's really corny to finish with a happy ending, but it looks like I'm out of paper anyway, so I guess this is THE END.
Mom's always saying that friends will come and go but family is forever. Well if that's true, I could be in for a rough ride.Or at least until the YEARBOOK comes out. But I figure we can always deal with THAT later on.
For me, summer is basically a three-month guilt trip.I flipped through it, and to be honest with you, I didn't think it was a very accurate record of our summer. But I guess the person who takes the pictures is the one who gets to tell the story.
First of all, let me get something straight: this is a JOURNAL, not a diary.You know, Rowley can have Class Clown for all I care. But if he ever gets too big for his britches, I'll just remind him that he was the guy who ate the _ _ _ _ _ _.
It's been almost two and a half weeks since me and my ex-best friend, Rowley Jefferson had our big fight.I figure it's a good idea for me to stick with him, at least until we get to high school. Because if he keeps growing at this rate, Rowley's gonna be a good person to have at my side.

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