I’m so broke, I can’t even pay ____.
I was complimented on my leather ____ the other day. I wasn’t wearing any.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it ____ on me.
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your ___.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do ___ every day. - Winne the Pooh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are ___. - William Shakespeare
I’m in shape. ___ is a shape, right?
It all started when my ___ started getting rollover minutes. - Jay London
Silence is not only golden; it is seldom ____. - Bob Monkhouse
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a ____ as a timer. - Bob Monkhouse
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘_____.’
TV is chewing gum for the ____. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Jokes about German sausages are the _____.
If she were a president, she would be ____ Lincoln. - Garth Brooks
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